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Nightmare Moon has been ruled Equestria since she returned to Equestria after her banishment of a thousand years on the moon, and she knows that ruling alone is not easy. Especially after a night of full of real duties. Fortunately, she has Rarity to help her relax after a long night.

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Rainbow becomes a giant and pounces on a house; Twilight is scared of that previous clause.


Chapter is taken from an anthology written long ago.

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One day, Sweetie Belle was with Twilight Sparkle, working on a shrinking spell. Spike volunteers to be her test subject, but even though it doesn't at first, the spell was a success. Only problem, Spike was now outside at the mercy of his new wilderness, and even worse, Rarity, the diamond in his eyes, was coming his way.

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Ever since young Pipsqueak met Princess Luna on his first Nightmare Night, he has always thought that she was his favorite Princess ever. Unfortunately, he is just a little village boy, and Luna is the Princess of the night. So seeing each other is near impossible. Pip seeks the help of his friend, Sweetie Belle, to see if she can teleport him to Luna. She tries her best, and successfully transports him to the Canterlot Castle, but with one slight hiccup. Pip was shrunk in the process, and is now at the mercy of all of the princesses, even Cadance and Twilight. But will he be able to see his main Princess, Luna, or will she end him with one step?

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This story is a sequel to Pip's Big Adventure


Pipsqueak has finished his long school year, and is finally on summer vacation. He decides to go to the best place during summer break, the beach! However, his vacation will be cut short....... very very short.

Pip ends up getting hit with some random stream of magic, and is shrunk down to the size of a seahorse, and now the beach turns into a desert. But what could make it worse or better for him, is that the princess of the night, Princess Luna, has also decided to take a break on the beach, and is heading in the direction of the appropriately named, Pipsqueak.

Note: Macro/Micro story. Hopefully you'll enjoy it either way.

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Nurse Redheart’s job is one of the most difficult ones in Equestria. Patient to patient to patient, not all of them making it she does her best to power through and give the care her patients need.

Prereaders: RobCakeran, Holtinater, Emotion Nexus, Buttery Biscuit, QueenChrysalisForever

Dedicated to: All the EMT's, the caregiver's. The ones that keep us safe. <3
A speedwrite entry for Dictionary of Thoughts 2: "Experience is the extract of suffering" was the prompt

Coverart link:Here

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[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks]

Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.

Written originally for the Anon in Pone Prison threads on /mlp/, which is where the OC Cookies 'n Cream (Pictured) comes from.

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This story is a sequel to Belly Rubs in Pony Prison


[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, hugs, and blushing cheeks]

Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of first degree meanness, there he finds doing a few favours for those around him will allow him to live a comfortable life.

A sequel to Belly Rubs In Pony Prison, not required reading to understand however.

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The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.

They didn't get it.

They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.



(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Rated C for Crackfic.

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When Rarity visits Canterlot Boutique to show Sassy Saddles her new summer line, she's surprised to find that Sassy is quite a bit larger than she remembered. As it turns out, Canterlot Boutique's success is keeping Sassy very well-fed, and she's even kind enough to let Rarity share in her spoils.

This is a terrible, terrible mistake.

Contains: Fat ponies, overeating, loss of self-control.

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