Spike is a chubby, semi-spoiled, semi-impotent anthro nudist dragon living at his mom's(Twilight's)castle. Sadly his days of relaxation and leisure come to grinding halt. as a very 'eager' Dragon Princess tears him away from all he's known and throws him into a VERY new and unforgiving world...
"Can't I at least put on pants first?"
CRUNCH!
Spike sobs as he clutches his now VERY bruised genitals "...nevermind..."