Twilight settles an unusual court case, while lacking a reasonable amount of caffeine in her system.
Reading by TheCaptainSand: One Heck of a Case Broken link:YT channel deleted.
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Twilight settles an unusual court case, while lacking a reasonable amount of caffeine in her system.
Reading by TheCaptainSand: One Heck of a Case Broken link:YT channel deleted.
EQD page: HERE
Twilight Sparkle's imagination as a child was unbelievable, probably due to all those books. Which also make up the amazing Fort Book, Twilightopia's first stronghold against the country of Armor! With the help of Captain Smartypants and Private Cadence, General Twilight defends her fort against her brother's advancing army of one!
A tale of Twi's childhood told from her point of view.
Inspired by the cover picture.
Being the Royal Advisor for Celestia and Luna, you've come up with solutions for many of the nation's problems.
Unfortunately you said a naughty word in front of a guard. Seeing as how these ponies are extremely sensitive, you lie your way out of it.
The events that follow could only be described as "completely stupid".
Rated Teen for naughty words being said.
Thanks to Zephyr for editing.
Featured within 1 hour and 30 minutes on Aug 12, 2015. Thank you guys so much!
Good thing I was reading this on the toilet, because this story made me lose my shit. -LeoneHaxor
This isn't where I belong. I left all this behind years ago, moved on with my life. But a mare from my past brought me back, and now she won't let me go. So I'm stuck here, trying to make the best of it with ponies that don't understand me, don't even like me. But when something moves in the darkness, and when things go wrong in the cold, dead night, they'll turn to me to try to set things right.
Why? Because once a police pony, always a police pony.
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This is a spin-off story to 'Why am I Pinkie Pie?!', and will contain spoilers for that story, but it's not necessary to read that story to understand this one.
Cover art by the talented Conicer
Need more Cinnamon Swirl? Merlos the Mad wrote a fanfic of this story!
There is now a side-story: A Hard Day's Nightmare Night
Octavia tells her friends she's dating Discord.
They take it well.
Proofread by Soundslikeponies, Pearple Prose, Themaskedferret and Octavia Harmony.
Twilight is in a room. There is a golden hammer and a cup of water. She must choose between the two.
By the end of this test, an unlikely lesson will be learned.
Filthy Rich has a problem. His daughter, Diamond Tiara, keeps breaking her promises to treat her classmates with more respect. In fact, she doesn't even seem to really understand what a promise is. Since punishing her does not seem to have much effect, Mr Rich is forced to consider a more creative parenting method. But how can he make such a spoiled, materialistic little filly as Diamond Tiara see the value of a promise?
With money, of course!
This story is a sequel to Hard Reset
After the events of Hard Reset Twilight's life and mental well being are slowly returning to normal. Her recovery is cut short, though, when a letter arrives informing her that the time loop spell she cast is causing severe damage to space and time itself. In over her head, Twilight tries to summon anypony who will know how to fix it. The pony she gets is the last one she ever thought she would meet... and nothing like she expected him to be.
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!