haha rainbow machine go brrr

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

All that I touch seems to break in my hands, then it just bursts into flames.

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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Yep.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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irresistible

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

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