I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Is that a terrorist?!?

[center]Bye guys[/center]

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Not the milk.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.