I love writing and MLP. So....I think I'm in the right place.

Done.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I enjoy getting Comments on my Work

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

So, I write about ponies...

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Commissions currently OPEN

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/