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What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Just trying to be better.

No.

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I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

time is a crime

The sexiest man you've ever met.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

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Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Abacadooby.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!