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Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders knock a baseball into a stallion's yard. After he refuses to give it back, Sweetie Belle decides to do the only thing that she can think of in order to get the ball back: become friends with the one who has it.

Written for the Equestria Daily Memorial Day Prompt.

Based on a personal story.

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Rainbow Dash's dad, Blue Streak, has been lonely and sad ever since Firefly passed away. Rainbow has tried her best to cheer him up, but to no avail. On her latest visit, she finds out that her dad has been seeing someone and is now happier than ever. She couldn't be happier for him, until she found out who it was.

Editing and idea provided by: Bronystories.
Writing (mostly) done by me. Special thanks to him for being awesome.

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This story is a sequel to Therapist Visit


After our therapist finishes his visits with Princess Luna, he is immediately thrown into another confrontation with a certain Queen. Chrysalis is crippled, both mentally and physically due to a torturous addendum in Cadence's love spell. Rationale would consider it to be a blessing, while Chrysalis sees it as a curse. Chrysalis threatens to kill the stallion if he doesn't answer her questions. It's a race against time as Rationale struggles to find out exactly what makes the Changeling Queen, something that he has never seen in his life, tick.

A side story to Therapist Visit, written in the same style as a first: Second-Person with dialogue only and quotations omitted.

Based on an episode of House called Last Resort.

Cover art by Midnameowfries.

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Whether it is because of fear, anger, or jealousy, Luna feels she has to talk to Twilight Sparkle the day before her transformation. What happens between the both of them could either change their relationship, or ruin it.

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Vinyl Scratch challenges Octavia to a pie eating bet and wins. As per the stipulations of the bet, Vinyl dares Octavia to work at Wubway for a week. Shenanigans ensue.

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Princess Celestia is losing control of her political power. The system is slowly crumbling due to the inverse relationship between harmony and "freedom". With the invitation of television sets, the internet, and instant coffee machines, "freedom" becomes the preferred theme of the Celestian empire as opposed to harmony.

With no other options (or perhaps due to a stroke of genius), Princess Celestia brings a self proclaimed expert on "freedom" to Equestria along with his entire family to create a new show with familiar roots: The Coltbert Report.

How will his family handle the new Equestrian life? Will Stephen Coltbert be able to return harmony to the land with his mixture of satire and wit? Only time and hundreds of episodes will tell.

Join Stephen Coltbert as he provides the conservative viewpoint on Equestria so that you don't have to.

Cover art by Stinkehund.

Featured on Equestria Daily: 1/16/2013

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Manehatten Hospital is one of the most prestigious hospitals in Equestria. Every single pony that goes into the hospital manages to be diagnosed. While most of the diagnoses are due to the common cold, the harder ones are forwarded to the Manehatten Hospital Diagnostics Team. The leader of the team, Doctor Pinpoint, is a misanthropic and antisocial genius. Most patients hate him, some thank him, but either way, he's never wrong.

Loosely based on House MD.

Rated teen for blood and language.

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Lyra Heartstrings preordered the game due to the hype of last year's Call of Duty. Everypony else did.

Rated teen for adult humor and swearing.

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Luna's disposition worsens after Twilight Sparkle once again outdoes the Princess by fighting back another evil foe. Princess Luna wishes to speak with somepony, and finds that a therapist is her only possible choice.

Cover photo by Leyanor.
Featured on Equestria Daily (somehow) on 12/19/2012.

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Queen Chrysalis wonders exactly what she is going to do as the food for her subjects starts to run out. As another changeling comes to her with news, she figures out her main plan that starts up the Canterlot Wedding, along with providing her subjects some food.

For the Equestria Daily Halloween Writing Contest.

Cover art by Harwicks: http://harwicks-art.deviantart.com/

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