A slightly better than novice writer and a relatively new member to the Mlp Fan-base. Book smart but socially stupid.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Big Sister is Watching You

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams