"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Not the milk.

The man without a plan.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

space is a waste

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