Just a dude writing fanfiction and his sister doing all the editing

The universe is too beautiful to go on unobserved.

“Do not come between the Nazgúl and his prey!” *INHUMAN SCHREEEEE*

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

In hindsight, the Beach Boys are pretty gay.

Fell in love with MlP: FiM pretty fast, just had to make an account here to keep track of all the fanfictions popping up. Might pick up a pen one day and write something myself.Maybe. :3

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

My main source of sustenance is Dr Pepper. Several different factions know me only as "Duct Tape Guy." I am actually a secret informer for the pigeon army. That is all.

O this dark world in which one day I’ll die.

love reading good stories also also the Lannisters have come to invade all of fanfiction we will become legend

A personification of the abstract concept of an amalgamation of bullshit

"To the everlasting glory of those few mares blessed and sanctified in the curses and execrations of those many whose praise is eternal damnation." I'll typeset your story in ConTeXt if you ask.

Love the show, and I still can't explain why...

Sis: You're the father. Bro: ...hey? I BETTER BE!!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Hoi4 is the best game I have ever played get Hoi4 it will change your whole perception of life.

Glad to be here at last.

I like Battleships and anything WWII-Cold War related. I also like anything to do with GUNS. Also Vietnam sucked balls. oop- can't forget airsoft, I love airsoft

Just another Monitor in the abyss of Existence...

Sing, Read, Write, Repeat

If men find out we can shape-shift they are going to tell the church

Ok maybe you're right, but has anyone seen Discord and Star Swirl in the same room together?

I'M A COWBOY AT HEART AND A BARBARIAN BY NATURE

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

By the Emperor's grace, we shall persevere. FOR THE EMPEROR! SLAY THE WITCH! BURN THE HERETIC! And give hugs to any small equine you may find in your path.

So let me get this straight, you put a tank in a can?

We hold these truths to be self evident! That all men are created equal.

Wandering Around

The UFO chaser but a Dragon. | Support me on Amazon

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

This is fiction. But it is based...

I’m me and me is me. Just a dude. An ordinary dude who is a dude. The name? Adood

152mm DERP GUN WITH SEMI NUCLEAR SHELLS WITH SHOTGUN ACCURACY. KV-2 DOESN'T NEED TO AIM, SHELLS GUIDED BY THE HAND OF STAILN FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL