When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get barge. And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a large!

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

Just your average Mint Horse writing horse words since 2015.

I write horsewords. History enthusiast and general potato.

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." --Toni Morrison

Just trying to be better.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Pony in new tiger hoodie with little to no idea of what she's doing

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Plague Rat

I AM SCIENTIFICALY CRAZY!

"My brush is finer than my sword." | Christian, artist, writer...above all, crazy.

Working on ruling the world. Chillin with villains, relies on me myself and I. And is known champion in competitive God slaying.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I mainly write Equestria At War fics, but other things too. If you have story ideas or requests, just send me a message.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

This Account Is No Longer Active Since 3/24/24

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Never watched the show. I just make up stuff for the sake of stress relief. - Why do I have a feeling that doing this will bite me in the sides later on?