Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~
I am half brony, half little child at heart. But who doesn't miss the show that we all know?
Some ponies say I'm emotionless cause of my poker face. That dose not mean I don't feel emotions, I just don't always have a reason to show them.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Despite what my username would suggest, I'm not necessarily Roxy, and at times I am more magius than magus, if you catch my drift.
when your rife with devastation, there's a simple explanation, your a toy makers creation trapped inside a crystal ball
A polymath genius idiot with lots of talents and experiences with many mistakes
'British-ness! Words! Other stuff! Why the fuck you askin' me?!' - ReaderReads, on his priorities
This is my dog. Go ahead. Boop his nose. He don't bite.
I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.
When I find the time to write, I tend to just watch YouTube.
I am a pegisister, Steven Universe fan, Wings of fire fan, Warriors cats fan, and Avengers fan. And i'm also a She-ra fan. a MY Pride fan too.
'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'
I'm not very good at writing stories, but I love reading them. I am a recovering Grammar Nazi and I believe that AppleDash is life. PM me if you want me to edit your story.
We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.
My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.
Brony, gamer, writer, and full-time cynical realist. Something about what I just said seems ironic....
Have you ever heard about the theory about how subatomic particles can pop into existence at random? Well, replace subatomic particles with updates and you have my writing style in a nutshell.
Exspecto meus bellum cum morte. "Look inside my soul, and see the face of madness." -- St. Benedict
Hey, you know that really good author who has quality stories that everyone loves? I'm not that guy, he's over there. I'm that mediocre guy that's lucky to have as many followers as I do. Thanks!!!
People say the earth is flat like a quarter. I'm wondering what kind of vending machine takes a whole planet for a snack.
Just a city boy, trying to write some pony fiction. What's so wrong about that?
Don't have much to say, other than I like reading stories.