PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Let's give this writing thing a go...

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Have you ever heard about the theory about how subatomic particles can pop into existence at random? Well, replace subatomic particles with updates and you have my writing style in a nutshell.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

You know how much I sacrificed?

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

I live in Colorado

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!