"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!
Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB
Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.
If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!