Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I didn't write any of that.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Yo! Down with Chrysalis, or DWC for short here! I'm here to read great stories and write out my stories. DOWN WITH THE HIVE QUEEN! DOWN WITH CHRYSALIS!

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-