I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

There is nothing important here.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

The Tomorrow King.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

Horrifically Fun

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Just a nice, polite Canadian.