What is bootiful is in the eye off the butt holder

I do be writing. You do be reading

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

A fellow traveler...

23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.