"I'm not addicted to reading, just let me finish reading this chapter."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Good Night

Being sad can be fun.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Are you not entertained?

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I'm tired beyond recovery by sleep. It's like my soul is tired. That's the only way I can describe this all-pervading feeling. Like I can't make a smile that isn't somehow insincere.

Sick of it all

discountinued

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I am here for a singular purpose. I live to serve friendship and magic. I will bring both serious/fun FIC to this site. I will not however, perverse this great show. If you want that then go burn...

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Is best tree

Not dead yet. I have but one last act left.

A 30-something freak whose life is dedicated to their writing.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!