On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

WHO AM I?!?

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

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Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I really need to come up with a better bio.