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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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It's just another day at Rarity and Derpy's small detective agency. They're waiting for their next big case when who should arrive but Mayor Mare! It seems she has a bit of a problem, and needs their help to solve a mystery. Can Rarity figure it all out with her usual ease and grace?
Was it even in question, Darling?

(Based in style and form on The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)

Written as a commission for the wonderful Olden Bronie, who I hope loves reading this as much as I loved writing this.

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Spike has never gotten a taste of real love before. Now, at long last, he's found that Starlight Glimmer loves him so madly and deeply that she wants them to be together all the time. Just the two of them. True, she gets a little possessive, but that's just how you show someone you care, right?


WARNING: Contains Yandere, slight meta, and threats of violence.

Done as a commission for Midnight Radiance, who has a wonderfully twisted sense for love stories.

Beautiful art by Thunder Chaser. Will take down if requested.

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Maureen isn't completely happy with her middle aged life, but at least it's hers. She's lived it and, if she wants to, she can decide that it ends soon as the Earth is consumed by the land of Equestria. There's a potion she has that can save her existence by turning her into a pony, but she isn't sure that's the right choice. What would she gain in drinking it? And what would she lose?

A Conversion Bureau inspired story.

WARNING: Contains thoughts of depression and death.

Written as a commission for Griseus. If you hate Conversion Bureau fics... blame them.

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Prince Blueblood has a new boyfriend named Joe, and it seems like a serious mismatch. One's a poor baker, and the other is royalty! Still, the pair are public knowledge now, and they're going to a huge gala together. It should be a fun exciting time... but Joe is quickly finding that he doesn't fit in. He's even beginning to feel like this whole relationship might be a mistake.

Warning: Contains a gay relationship and kissing, but sadly nothing further. :(

Done as a commission for the wonderful TheAmazingMe! Hope you enjoy all the cute.

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What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!

WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink

Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.

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When Twilight says she'll host a Pub Night party at the castle, she's at a loss for what to do! Lucky for her, Discord is there and willing to help. Can the two of them make a small party with Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants completely unforgettable?

Written as a commission for Fiend from the Darkness, with permission from Crystal Wishes!
Both Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants are creations of Crystal Wishes and are not mine at all. (love you bby)

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Spike's made a new friend! They've been writing letters back and forth, and he feels like he might actually be falling for her. Luckily, they're finally going to meet, and his friend Anon is nothing but encouraging. Everything will be fine... right?

WARNING: Contains Spike being emotionally abused in a way that even makes me feel bad. Also, contains Anon.

A commission written for Flutterpriest. Good job actually making me feel bad for Spike.

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Anon has noticed something strange. Rainbow Dash doesn't live in Ponyville or Cloudsdale, and her house never stays in one place. Because of this, it seems that she basically lives in a trailer home, making her... trailer trash! The implications of this realization are anything but pretty.


Please be aware, this is for silliness and for fun, not because I hate Rainbow Dash. Everyone knows I hate Spike, come on.

Thanks to Enigmatic Otaku for the idea.
Art by BambooDog

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When Diamond Tiara gets lost in the woods, her father is terribly worried. He sends you into the forest to go find her, and offers you money to do it. But, what you find in the woods is far more than just a little filly, and you quickly find that underneath her bossiness and bravado, she has a much softer side.

Written in Collaberation with Eighth. :heart:


Warning: Mild gore and suggestion of death, the character Anon, and other things that will make you mad.

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Twilight has given you a new book to read. Well, she didn't exactly give it to you, you actually just found it in the back of the library. Behind a shelf. On the ground. It looks very old, downright ancient, and it smells like moss and rot. The binding is a little cracked, and there's no title on it. You can't help but wonder what might be inside, and the only way to find out is to keep reading.

Just turn the page.

You can do that much, can't you?

Please?




WARNING: This story contains brief depictions of blood, mild violence, and death, and has ARG aspects to it. It plays with formatting, and includes images. Some "pages" are long, some are only a few words. It is written in first person, to you, the reader, and is a slow mellow horror. You've been warned.

This story relies on unusual formatting for some parts, and thus may not be as enjoyable on a tablet or phone, or if you have specialized custom Fimfic settings.

If you post spoilers, hints, or answers in the comments, please be sure to spoiler them out or warn others. You don't want to ruin the fun, right?

Audio reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TqbHFchLg

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