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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Rainbow Dash doesn't get hurt often, but this time it's pretty bad and the doctors are making sure that she doesn't make it any worse. Thus, she's been given the dreaded cone of shame. The doctors have also asked you to help her get around and carry on with her daily life. You're a good friend to her (and just a friend), so that should be easy, right?

Done as a commission for Flutterpriest, who likes cute things.

Art by steffy-beff, go and give their work some love.

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Twilight Sparkle may have to deal with a lot of issues, but inside her, another drama plays out with her internal organs. Her spleen has fallen in love with her gallbladder, and even though their romance can never be, he pines after her every day. Maybe, with a little help from his friend, the liver, he can gain some closure. But at what cost to Twilight?

WARNING: Contains internal organ romance. Seriously. That's what this is. I'm not kidding.

Written as a commission for Majin Syeekoh who has the most insane, mad, and messed up ideas. And I am so so grateful.

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After another failed attempt at a good deed, Starlight Glimmer is at the end of her rope. She feels like she's falling apart, and that she'll never be the pony her friends want her to be. Worse than that, she's beginning to wonder why they're all so nice to her. Are they really her friends or is she actually... a problem that they think needs fixing?
Maybe she'd be better off trying to fix herself. Alone.

Warning: Contains sads, and is meant to take place shortly after Starlight first moves to Ponyville.

Done as a commission for interrobang_, who wanted some good old fashioned emotional angst.

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It's just another day at Rarity and Derpy's small detective agency. They're waiting for their next big case when who should arrive but Mayor Mare! It seems she has a bit of a problem, and needs their help to solve a mystery. Can Rarity figure it all out with her usual ease and grace?
Was it even in question, Darling?

(Based in style and form on The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes)

Written as a commission for the wonderful Olden Bronie, who I hope loves reading this as much as I loved writing this.

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Spike has never gotten a taste of real love before. Now, at long last, he's found that Starlight Glimmer loves him so madly and deeply that she wants them to be together all the time. Just the two of them. True, she gets a little possessive, but that's just how you show someone you care, right?


WARNING: Contains Yandere, slight meta, and threats of violence.

Done as a commission for Midnight Radiance, who has a wonderfully twisted sense for love stories.

Beautiful art by Thunder Chaser. Will take down if requested.

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Maureen isn't completely happy with her middle aged life, but at least it's hers. She's lived it and, if she wants to, she can decide that it ends soon as the Earth is consumed by the land of Equestria. There's a potion she has that can save her existence by turning her into a pony, but she isn't sure that's the right choice. What would she gain in drinking it? And what would she lose?

A Conversion Bureau inspired story.

WARNING: Contains thoughts of depression and death.

Written as a commission for Griseus. If you hate Conversion Bureau fics... blame them.

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Prince Blueblood has a new boyfriend named Joe, and it seems like a serious mismatch. One's a poor baker, and the other is royalty! Still, the pair are public knowledge now, and they're going to a huge gala together. It should be a fun exciting time... but Joe is quickly finding that he doesn't fit in. He's even beginning to feel like this whole relationship might be a mistake.

Warning: Contains a gay relationship and kissing, but sadly nothing further. :(

Done as a commission for the wonderful TheAmazingMe! Hope you enjoy all the cute.

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What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!

WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink

Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.

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When Twilight says she'll host a Pub Night party at the castle, she's at a loss for what to do! Lucky for her, Discord is there and willing to help. Can the two of them make a small party with Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants completely unforgettable?

Written as a commission for Fiend from the Darkness, with permission from Crystal Wishes!
Both Crystal Wishes and Golden Pants are creations of Crystal Wishes and are not mine at all. (love you bby)

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Spike's made a new friend! They've been writing letters back and forth, and he feels like he might actually be falling for her. Luckily, they're finally going to meet, and his friend Anon is nothing but encouraging. Everything will be fine... right?

WARNING: Contains Spike being emotionally abused in a way that even makes me feel bad. Also, contains Anon.

A commission written for Flutterpriest. Good job actually making me feel bad for Spike.

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