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The Psychopath


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This story is a sequel to Astral Prodigy


Created in an attempt to resemble an actual episode of the show. This is a Celestia-centrique 'episode'.


EnkuLiDae, also know as Cucumber, was defeated by the Elements of Friendship, but these have returned to their home in Ponyville. Now Celestia is left with a severely weak and bed-ridden sister as well as a capricious young stallion with more than three thousand years of time displacement and powers acquired from the astral plane of stars as well as two unknown alicorns.

Being in her custody and forbidden from leaving the castle grounds, the frightened Cucumber is the only one who can reveal what happened that he acquired such tremendous powers far beyond what was intended as well as who Queen Cosmium and King Astros are as no records of them exist in any library of pony, griffon, minotaur, or Saddle Arabian.

And if he truly is the one who unlocked the magical potential of ponies, then he might just become a true legend amongst pony kind...too bad he is completely terrified of modern magic and technology, not to mention the simple metal armor the guards wear. Oh no. A PAPER CLIP!


Takes place in the theoretical season 6

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Everypony knows that the royal gardens are filled with statues depicting artists and friends of old. What they don't know is that a few of them aren't statues at all. Some of them were trapped, like Discord, in a statue of stone. One such statue had been completely forgotten to both the alicorn sisters and time, but it never forgot Luna, and it's gon' get 'er. IT'S GON' GET 'ER! SWEAR ON ME MUM!


No. Neither I nor Psycho are part of this. What's with all these accusatingly accusatory accusations?

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Created in an attempt to resemble an actual episode of the show.


Luna has fallen into a deep coma from which she cannot be awoken no matter how many people come to her aid or whatever spells and medications are used. And her sister's knowledge of the dreamscape isn't as profound, preventing her from creating any real solutions. Celestia did, however, discover, in her brief trips into Luna's dreamscape, the words 'Promise' and 'final wish' floating within. She does not know what they mean.

Forced to stand by her sister's side at all times, Celestia sends the mane six, being the only ones she feels she can trust in this delicate situation, towards a potential solution which lies deep below Canterlot in a newly discovered area that has yet to be explored, much to Twilight's certain excitement. While it isn't certain that a solution lay within, there is no harm in trying.


Takes place, perhaps, at or after the finale of season 5. Non-canonballically, of course. It's also a makeshift birthday present for Lunaexcelsior. His birthday was June 1st, if I'm not mistaken. Joyeux anniverschtroumpf!

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The Mask, an entity created by Loki to bring out the innermost emotions kept inside by its wearer. In the pores of a bad villain, it brings great harm, but in the hands of a wimp like Stanly Buttki-I mean; Ipkiss, it works for the greater good...but also against Ipkiss' credit card. The Mask allows its wearer to defy reality itself and perform bizarre deeds indeed (Oh hey! Two 'deed' words).

The Mask, after giving Lieutenant Callaway an atomic wedgie, escapes by travelling to Equestria, where he meets the CUTEST ponies he ever done seen...then he meets The Psychopath traveling to alternate Equestrias to see how they're like, and Mask will learn that he isn't the only reality warping being in existence.


This Mask is based on the one from the animated series that acts as some sort of sequel to the movie. I'm not sure how it works. Meh. Also, don't blame me for the quality of the image. It was the best one I could find. This series is so old even the Mesopotamian Civilization came after its conception, AND THAT'S PRETTY DERN OLD!

As this is not within Psycho's Equestria, it is not canon to that reality. It still happened, though.

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This story is Light-dark in that there are only dark tones in the story. It is not grimdark.
Milk Spot and Verdure Patch are both unicorns that live on Secantor Island: A place with advanced steam technology where many a pony, griffin, and minotaur live. The island is completely covered in buildings that rise higher and higher, but not much goes well for those living lower and lower.

It might be impossible, and the tensions between Secantor Island and Equestria might end up sparking a war, but two unicorns will have to work together to escape this place and see if 'Equestria' is real or just a legend created by those who watch over everything in this dark world.


This is a collab between David Silver and I.

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This story is a sequel to A shooting nightmare


This story will undergo a massive rewrite starting from the new chapter...provided I can even get the motivation...


It's been three years since the little Crescent Moon revealed herself to the world. Far behind her were the days where she was a tiny little filly that came flying from the sky and ruined Mathews' drink. She was now a fully grown mare with a different perspective on reality. She doesn't spend much time in the presence of people other than Mathews, but she has spent time with the forest hillbillies who revealed something interesting to her, and they could be the cure to her nightmares and past misdeeds.

She needed to return to Equestria and right her wrongs, but Mathews Fore won't let her leave on her own. Crescent just hopes she doesn't accidentally deviate from the original course towards Canterlot and ends up seeing things unknown to her very limited knowledge of Equestria.


*Deep inhale* BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! Breezybreezybreezy. I LOVE BREEZIES. NEED MORE TEENY WEENY BREEZIES. EVERYTHING MUST BECOME A BREEZY. BREEZY!

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While fighting Merasmus, the mercenaries of RED find themselves sent into a world of colorful ponies by the Bombinomicon. Horrified by the experience (except maybe Pyro who seems a bit too happy), the crew will discover what life here is without getting to shoot things with Sasha. Being dangerous, they must be watched both during the day and night, although, how are they to watch Spy? Maybe Engineer can help them with their technology...nah.

No one knows what will happen to them while they're here, but the crew need to get back to their own world. How else are they supposed to get paid? I mean, really. They're fighting a wizard and they don't get anything for their efforts? Come on.

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Proof-read and edited by Majora
(My first attempt at second person narration. Imma give it a harvest)

Luna's descent into the vile creature known as Nightmare Moon did not end after she was banished and fused to the moon. Inside the mind of the pony continued the fight to maintain dominance of her mind, but it was a fight that she was losing.

We all have guardians protecting our minds, but they don't always succeed. Luna's was determined to prevent her from truly losing herself to the nightmare, so it traveled through her mind composed of bright blue landscapes painted under a sparkling Twilight and many moons, but which moon is the true moon of this mind? Time is scarce, and the moon might set forever if the mental guardian is not successful.

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Dark category: Light dark. Dark tones, dark backstory, but no grimdark features.


Story is on hiatus until I can figure out as to whether or not continue it or make it 'completed'.
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This is an Equestria that took a different turn when Discord was released. The mane 6 were corrupted by chaos and were defeated. Without them, Cadance and Shining Armor had no chance at defeating the returning King Sombra and became his obedient crystal ponies; Shining being his 'avatar'. And Luna. Poor Luna. Her sister lost to the new king, Luna found herself succumbing to an ancient memory.

Now the survivors of Equestria live in Vanhoover: a city where great technology grows to bring about the life of the survivors and the changed changelings. It is protected by Empress Scootaloo, Grand Inquisitor Sweetie: Leader of the Sweetie Sisters of Battle, and Kommisar General Bloom: Head of technological development. All three lived through a tragic past and do all they can to fight against the encroaching powers of chaos, darkness, and crystals to bring just a little more light to the lives of those they protect and watch over.

Equestria has been sealed off from the rest of the world by means of an ancient spell cast by Luna, but when one universe has four and its relatives have three, a fourth must rise, and its ancient age and powers over pure darkness ensure that this will not be a simple firecracker in a sea of gunpowder. Although light isn't the only thing can be corrupted.


Based on my good (and unwilling :pinkiecrazy:) friend Gates McCloud's comic series CMC 10k. He wanted me to point out that this is not handcanon to his comic series and is my personal spin-on. Think of it as an alternate reality. If you don't follow the string theory, then the idea of alternate realities should be easy.

(Yeesh. Too many characters to implement. There is Sombra and Nightmare Moon and Trixie and Discord and so many more...help me. I believe there might be slice of life moments while I write, but this is too outworldly to warrant the tag. There are also minor elements of comedy here and there as I find a way to place them in)

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The story was featured 4/9/2015. I haven't had a feature since 2013. :pinkiecrazy:

It has been nearly thirty years since Sombra's destruction, and the Kingdom has prospered greatly under the guidance of the royal couple. The mane 6 have stayed closely connected no matter the distance, and Ponyville boasts itself as the holder of the world's largest amount of information held within its library.

A young filly is newly born within the Crystal Kingdom, a birth long since announced as a curse by the father. The mother suffered from nightmares and emotional stress since her pregnancy, and the shadows bend and twist to her fears and pain. Her birth immediately causes distress in the room, and the doctors don't give the mother a high chance of survival. And the father...

The little filly will find friends despite the mean things that others say. She has to. She must. No matter how long it takes or how old she becomes. Just one to talk to and play with would be enough. She'll do it, even if she has to break every bone in her body. Even through all the hardships and rejections she will meet and go through in her life as she grows up. She'll make it and get stronger from it. She won't cry. She won't...even if everypony hates her when she did nothing wrong. Maybe the whispering shadows would help. The grinning one could too. Maybe they could even become...friends.

(Cover by Evehly)

Additional characters: Twilight Sparkle (alicorn), Rarity, Spike.

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