The true Psychopath: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIIIIIIIIIIIN'!

The Mask, an entity created by Loki to bring out the innermost emotions kept inside by its wearer. In the pores of a bad villain, it brings great harm, but in the hands of a wimp like Stanly Buttki-I mean; Ipkiss, it works for the greater good...but also against Ipkiss' credit card. The Mask allows its wearer to defy reality itself and perform bizarre deeds indeed (Oh hey! Two 'deed' words).

The Mask, after giving Lieutenant Callaway an atomic wedgie, escapes by travelling to Equestria, where he meets the CUTEST ponies he ever done seen...then he meets The Psychopath traveling to alternate Equestrias to see how they're like, and Mask will learn that he isn't the only reality warping being in existence.

This Mask is based on the one from the animated series that acts as some sort of sequel to the movie. I'm not sure how it works. Meh. Also, don't blame me for the quality of the image. It was the best one I could find. This series is so old even the Mesopotamian Civilization came after its conception, AND THAT'S PRETTY DERN OLD!

As this is not within Psycho's Equestria, it is not canon to that reality. It still happened, though.

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SSSSOMEBODY STOP ME! · 22nd May 2015 · 4,964 words
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Lunaexcelsior #1 · May 22nd, 2015 · 1 · · SSSSOMEBODY STOP ME! ·

A few grammar mistakes old chap (

a green green with sirens

what's a green green? Is it like a red red (the less I say about that the better),

of there's a doctor in the hoose

(this one could be intentional) ) but this is some funny stuf right 'ere. The mask segment at the beginning had me SMKWCOLOL (slapping my knee while crying of laughing out loud). Thge pacing was just perfect (oh how much I missed proper pacing and good storytelling after the *ahem* incident *starts fidgeting while trying to surpress a memory* Well I'll deal with that as it comes lol). It was quick looney and all around crazy just like the Mask himself. I can see you took the cartoon mask approach here (unfortunately I never watched it but this kinda makes me want to) and it was done hilariously. Also I notice you took this more like a screenplay to an actual episode rather than just a story. I have to applaud that because the execution is pretty banging.

He shouted as he began to crush Rarity in a bear hug.

Looks like somebody has been listening to Nekrogoblikon lol.

Mask spun into the spa entrance then said: "Ssssssssssteamiiin'!"

Damn you Psycho stop being so funny. Don't you know it is illegal for one person to be this hilarious (but seriously this is shaping up to be one of my favorite fanfics in a long time).

"Yarr, dis be me lands. This spa ain't big enough fer the two of us!"
A strangely colored pony with a coat of a random mixture and shapes of pink and blue walked into the room.

Oh please go where me thinks this is going. *reads on* Oh yeah: https://youtu.be/y8lOwWw9WTA

"Psycho the Psychopath, eh? Talk about 'creativity'," Mask mocked.
"Oh yeah? What's your name?"
"The Mask." Confetti and fireworks erupted from behind the man.
"Pfff. And he says MY name isn't creative."

Oh sweet Luna. The funny levels are so over 9000 in this one that they need a new scale. Way too funny man! And extremely quotable too (SEA CUCUMBER!). And it just keeps getting funnier. Ahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha.

"Oh, yes, mister. I was a very bad boy,"

I erm have no erm comment on erm this one. I think it speaks for itself lol.

"You come into my town, mess with my turf, then you think you deserve a lolly? I'm gonna have you sleepin' with the fishes."

Ya no good rollie pollie. I just always wanted to say that.

"How dare you crush the great Mask! I'm going to see you turned into a piece of modern art in my hands!

Noooooo! That's the absolute worst punishment one person can give to another. threatening to turn them into some abstract BS that pretends to have depth. How could you Mask? (also hayooooo!) *reads further on* well now I just sound redundant!

Oh, and the wrestling ring disappeared. Did I forget to mention that? No biggie.

Now you're coming in too?! I cannot handle that much comedy! The universe should be ripping itself appart because of that! Thanks

Mask screamed in fear and dived behind a circle of sandbags that had always been there. Yeah. It has. Wot you lookin' at me for loyk dat, ya git? U wanna tussle? Oy'll heckle yer sheckles ah will, mate.

Bring it on. I haven't studied colt fu and jew jitsu for nothing lol.

"Huh. Well, no wonder they call it a 'corn pipe'." Badum-tss.

Boy that joke was too... Corny!What is he like a KERNAL here? Was he a CORN when he was younger? (okay I broke the streak here)

likely created from the deranged mind of a crazy women with long hair,

That's oddly specific and yet so unspecific. The master of illogic in his element ladies and germs!

Psycho grabbed the sun in the sky from his position and lowered it. "It's dawn!"

Erm Celestia, Psycho is runinng for your job again.
Celestia: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME! *click*
Gee that was rude.

The rainbow mare was struck by a headshot from Psycho, and when she came to after flipping a few times, she found herself wearing a blue dress fading into darker shades the further back it went and resembling the waves of an ocean. She was even wearing special blue high heels topped with white pearls.

Such beauty and elegence it's breathtaking. Rarity would have been proud *wipes tears of proudness away*

"I would say you were tough--" Mask started.
"But you're a little too soft for that!" Psycho finished.

This is THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE! BEST ZINGER EVER!

The pranks wouldn't stop no matter how many minutes passed. Yes. Minutes. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HOURS WORK! STOP JUDGING ME!

Why so defensive? You got somethin' to hide ei buster?

The Mayor found herself being used a stamp for the town papers

Wo that's the most she has probably done in her whole existence! Hayoo

Mask gasped very deeply and grabbed Psycho to lift him and shake him wildly. "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A WEDGIE IS?!"

Oh please IN LUNA'S GOOD NAME! PLEASE GO WHERE I THINK IT'S GOING!

The pony stretched his arms far to the side, then rotated the background of the environment to that of the huge city of Edge...City.

*slowly starts clappin* yes *clapping increases* Yes! *clapping goes super sonicflash fast* YES! THEY DONE IT! YESSSSSSS!! MISSION ACOMPLISHED FILLIES AND GERM!

in Edge City surrounded by new people to prank and a new world to discover.

And then the world blew up! Cuz having these two in the 'real' world would just make the Universe to say 'BUCK IT! I AM DONE!'
Do I even need to sum this up? It's the most fantastically amazingly beautdacious perfection I read. BEST STORY! 10/10 no Googleplex/10. Bravo!

The Psychopath

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