hi my name is princess glimmer dark blood and im a writer and i like to play soccer becaus im good at it and so ya thats it

time is a crime

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

A derp trying to make sense of reality.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Nope Nope Nope Nope SO MUCH NOPE....Wait Whut

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

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Policy for stories: finish first, publish later. Well, except for my first one. That was a...shall we say, experiment.

I am German k?

Unicorn Developer

I review. Be prepared.

I AM THE HOLLYWOOD GOD OF THE BRONIES

Nine tail fox team.

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Hey my name is Kalbim, and I'm just a random guy who wishes to have some fun and write stories

Some weirdo goblin.

Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC

Look, I love waffles and I'm a Pegasister

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

I do stuff and things.

I love lesbians and Trixie is the greatest Lesbian

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

I'm a forgetty forgetterson!

The hardest thing is never to repent for someone else, it's letting people in.

The magic comedy hoers.

Ponies... It's what we do.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

.................I'm Fryguy, and I like writing and stuff, I love making friends.

I'm a Closet Brony, meaning that no one but my closest friends know im a brony.

Taelonso Grim will always be watching