I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

space is a waste

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

heya i am back on this site after some three-odd years and probably currently in the process of revamping everything on this page

This account is inactive.

Pinkie Pie is Sexiest Pone.

Who let in all the goddamn memes?

If you know The Princess Rarity and / or RushingAutumnLeaves, then feel free to check out this account that they share!

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Hi! My real name is Annabella, But call me Bella. I love my little pony and my fav char is either rainbow dash or pinkamena.

Fabulous, darling.

Fillyfooling trans mare with a taste for transpony, SweetieBot, motherhood, sisterhood, and polyamory stories. Also, a cataloger of transpony stories.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to. - An anonymous little girl to her big sibling.

irresistible

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."