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Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

A man without a head, carrying an umbrella and a bowler hat. Quidam is said to be the embodiment of both everyone and no one at the same time.

Hi! Don't mind me, I'm just hanging around...

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

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I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Are you a Rebel?

Something-something horse narrations.

I'm just here to write.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I am the lucid dream

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Sanity? Never had it.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.

The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft