A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Been here since: est. 11/16/14 ____ Making Pony Games/Stuff: http://tinyurl.com/tartarusfiregaming
Sometimes I wonder why I'm so weird. Then I remember it's because I'm still a kid at heart
Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.
My dream is to one day see Gravemind in MLP. Also, I can do editing, I guess.
When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.
Part time reader, writer, gamer, and cook, with a passion for MLP and Dwarf Fortress.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.
Used to be named Sylvanpony got bored and copied my steam name :)
I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon
I'm a strange and nice guy with a big heart :) I love to read and play video games. I live in Finland and do stuff for no apparent reason cause i am weird like that.... Brohoof! :D
Just a crazy bat pony who loves to classy slice of life or romance stories, and action adventure type stories to pass the time.
Sheltered until this GRAND Discovery! Now I attempt to blend my interests and practice Writing! Feel free to pelt me in food I'm on a low budget anyways!
Just a random closet brony in Eastasia interested in horse words...May write stories in the future if I have time