I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Just a dorky guy that loves MLP: FIM, Bionicle, JoJo's, and more.

Scraping my way up

An Asian-American brony who is a fan of Spike, Discord, and Jackie Chan.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

People call me The Drink | A beverage of sorts | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

Welcome back to the cum zone

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

No.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Fellow brony, and overall Twidust fan!

Welcome to the cum zone

Pithy Statement

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

“An artist's job is to captivate you for as long as we've asked for your attention. If we stumble into truth, we got lucky, and I don't get to decide what truth is.” -Tabitha Fortis, The West Wing

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Fanfic writer and connoisseur, this bag of fabulousness shall come for all of your sweets! ...or attention, please don't leave me. I'm lonely.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

Pfft...Any idiot could do that <proceeds to fail doing that>

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.