A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Just a brony with a flair for bowties. If I read it, it gets favorited. I can also officiate marriages.
When all is said and done only the ashes of the fallen will remain.
This is for the ones who dream/ Foolish as they may seem. [No longer active]
Who am I? Does it really matter? Probably not. Just sit back and enjoy stories drawn from the eldritch depths of a disturbed mind with a love for pastel colored ponies.
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln
Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.
The sword, glowing with an eerie light, speaks. You can't understand it, but you listen anyway.
I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!
Born in the South and Raised in the Country, finally got to live in the city, but then went to a happy middle ground.
Coming soon the Ghosttamer Story IDEA! Challenge. I blog a story Idea and you try to get your story as my #1 favorite story of the month. Find 2 challenges on Fanfiction profile same user name.
Skilled combatant that works under Luna, will pose as her pet wolf during the night on occasion.
The day I finally publish ponyfiction will be a good day. If that day has come, Today is a good day!
I am a Mark of Babylon. Many ponies view me as the villain. The reasons why I understand. My coat, my face, my eyes, my name, and my intention to murder. However I hope to help anyway I can.
I'm Trithtale on Xbox and would love to play with you all. I like to play video games, watch MLP, and my favorite characters are the Changelings. I am also known to edit stories for others.
Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.
I don't write things, I read things. Sorry to let anyone looking to read things that I write down.
Steven Universe loving freak, Ruby x Sapphire is my OTP and if you don't like it you're just made cuz you're single!
So there I were, peekin' out the brush when all of a sudden an alicorn come poppin outta thin air! Hi, I'm your local freindoy neighborhood fox, here to keep it real with zeal and a little Aleal!