You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

The midpoint of a pony's leg is a po-knee.

I read, I stalk, I Write, and one day one of my stories will be featured. That is all

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

The magic comedy hoers.

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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

space is a waste

the pleb formerly known as doccular

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Too much to write; too little time