If anyone wants to hate on me, just know that I've got Equestria's Grim Reaper on speed dial.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.