"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"You think you know me..."

I'm a guy who loves many things. Trains, planes, writing, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and especially ponies. I became a Brony on 9-1-2013, and my life's never been the same since then. I hope you enjoy my works.

I like stuff.

I might look like I'm doing nothing, but at a cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

I am the only one standing...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

Just a reader. No, I'm not a brony, nor do I hate bronies. I'm just a guy who likes to read good stories.