I don't like any of you at all.
I am a new author who writes to improve his writing and to see if I can come up with great ideas for people to enjoy.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?