I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

My name is John and I am a writer living in Boston. I was gone, but I am back now. I hope you will take a chance with my stories. They may get better, maybe not, though. Thank you.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Retired, but I still check in.

Just a simple university student from Michigan.

I didn't do it, I swear!

The man without a plan.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

☭Join the Party☭

"You think you know me..."

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I am just a random person who loves ponies and writing funny fanfiction. Please do not take any of my stories too seriously. ;)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

For all practical purposes this account is abandoned. I'll check it for messages occasionally but I doubt there will ever be any new stuff posted here.

We didn't start the fire.