The usual preparations before the mares of Ponyville go into heat are missed as a synchronized estrus comes far too early for the liking of Big Macintosh and company. Now, they must survive the heat un-baby daddied.

Pinkie's secret admirer has decided that he needs to tell Pinkie how he feels, so he does.

Human gets confused by Ponies having things. He doesn't have a good time

First Story, written in 20 minutes. Yeaaaah.

I FEEL THAT I AM IN NO WAY EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAY THAT THIS WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL EVER READ.