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Last time Gilda the Griffin was in town she got into a fight with Raindrops. This fight will have consequences neither she, or Raindrops could have ever imagined. Starting with the fact she now has to break up with Rainbow Dash... not that Rainbow Dash knew there were apparently dating.

This is my third entry for the Lunaverse Hearts & Hooves Day 2013 special event! The pairing in this fanfic was decided by a random number generator, and I did my best. This fic is 100% non-canon to the Lunaverse and 1000% silly! This story is technically a sequel to Griffin Over the Line by Emeral Bookwise, but knowledge of Lunaverse canon is not needed to enjoy this story, with all the information you need to understand it included in the story.

Enjoy!

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Comments ( 28 )

bahahahahaaha! :rainbowlaugh: I love it that was awesome! Wish it had been a bit longer but what was there was awesome! :pinkiehappy:

Excellent!

Raindrops is a perfect King. I foresee a lot of overcast days in the Griffin Kingdoms coming up... :-)

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Oh my... well, technically I guess you win Hearts'n'Hooves Day, because I do seem to recall I once said something to that effect in regards to anyone who wrote this ship.

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

All hail Emperor Raindrops! Hey, I'd vote for her.

This is... probably crackier than any of the other stories I've read over the last few days, but it's hilarious! Well done!

Gilda shook her head. “I’d have to bring back your head. I don’t think the border guard would let me through.”

This...this line right here? Nearly killed me. :rainbowlaugh:

So much glorious 'wut'! :rainbowlaugh::twilightoops::yay::ajbemused::pinkiegasp::duck:

Rainbow Dash had no idea what was going on :rainbowlaugh:

This is the best thing ever! Expand it to a full story. I want to see the week long courtship. Do it! Rain Drops commands it.

All hail the Barbarian Queen. Er, Empress. Er, Emperor.

:rainbowlaugh: Oh! Oh man! :rainbowlaugh:
That was most awesome, Triple Threat: thumbs up, fav, and watch good sir!
Aaaand now I'm gonna have to read up on the rest of The Lunaverse if the rest is ANYthing like this
More to the reading list of HUNDREDS, in BOTH favorite/tracking and to-read :facehoof:
BTW Am I the only one wanting more details on this particular pair? XD

LOL, wow, this was fantastic. Not only was is hilarious, but despite it being crack, I'm willing to by it as something possible happening in canon! Griffins are crazy!

So much about this worked and was just pure entertainment. Definitely my fav entry for Hearts and Hooves!

Oh, god. This is the greatest thing ever! That jump cut at the end now has me with tears in my eyes. I hate you so much for this being so awesome.

Meanwhile in Nerima, a young man sneezes.

Lol. That... that was hilarious.

I’ll send you a pair of invite for the wedding
[i|A few months later…

1. Invites.
2. Broken italics tag.

Loved the ending! I just love crackfics like this in general:trollestia: Now then... how did Drops bed Gilda after marriage?:trixieshiftright:

2142892 You win the Internet.

This story is full of I don't know what. I like it.

So, is this "canon" and will there be a(n) (side-)episode on this?

2120533 "My Emperor, may I ask why you ordered it to always be raining over the Imperial Palace? It's rather depressing."
"Well, if I didn't have the rain to keep me calm while discussing boring matters of state, I'd probably fly into a homicidal rage and slaughter you all."
"Right so, for tomorrow, would you like light rain, heavy rain, or maybe a sliding scale between the two throughout the day, you know, for variety?"

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Border Guard "Do you have any produce or livestock to declare?"

Gilda "Well, technically neither. Where does meat fit into that?"

I enjoy crackfics, especially when they don't go overboard.

This one went overboard, but in a good way! Good job. :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by Nightstar McSomething deleted Aug 19th, 2013

"When my dad kicks the bucket you’ll get to be King and lead us in glorious conquest against the other Griffin Kingdoms… or just sit on the throne all day like my dad does, he’s not much for conquest these days, at least not outside his bedroom.”

"conquest"

If you know what i mean. :trollestia:

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Ha, that's perfect. I can just imagine that scene.:pinkiehappy:

The headline at the end is what really makes this story.

Last time Gilda the Griffin was in town she got into a fight with Raindrops. This fight will have consequences neither she, or Raindrops could have ever imagined. Starting with the fact she now has to break up with Rainbow Dash... not that Rainbow Dash knew there (they) were apparently dating.

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