The Cutie Mark Crusaders have been been labeled "Blank Flanks" for a while now. While learning the proper technique to Applebucking, an accident happens. What does it mean and why is Applejack scared?
Read by: Silversoul1k - Oct. 29, 2012
Image courtesy of FreeFraQ of DeviantArt.
Ah, this is funny. Good work!
Amusing, but it'd be an 'Udder' not an 'Utter'. Utter Tract Infection makes her sound like she has a sore throat
*reads part about applebloom's cutie mark* oh shi-
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It should be tail.
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Your avatar fits your comment perfectly.
Well... I am pretty sure that the other two will get a similarly bombastic cutie marks too and very soon
DISCORD HAS HEARD YOUR PRAYER. THE COST, HOWEVER, IS 1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.
Yay^^
that was cool. Would love to see a sequel, but thats probably not on the plan. anyway, nice work.
The Apple Family's reaction to that cutie mark:
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Run...run as fast you can
MORE!
I love it! Absolutely hilarious! Give us another cchapter!!!
And that's who Equestria was unmade.
1503302 We're dead!
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And that was the tale of the apocalypse who forever destroyed the once proud monarchy of Wquestria
Knowing that Applebloom's actual talent lays in construction- and going by it's timing in appearence-
Discord's gotten subtler~!
Great story XD
Yay! Will there be any more of this story?
Thanks for the feed back guys.
1503293 1503397 I must have had brain cramps. Corrected and thanks for the heads up.
1503907>>1503688 It was intended to be a one shot to see if I could do a purely fun piece with more than one punchline, and to help me through a rough patch. Honestly though, ya never know.
Aaaaaaaaand that's how Fallout: Equestria started
Pre-read comment:
Can't wait to read. Wonder what they chose to be her cutie mark?
Me too. Ahm' guessin it has nuthin' ta' do with her name though.
Same. Well lets read!
EDIT:
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Aj: ...
Pinkie: AND THATS HOW EQUESTRIA WAS DESTROYED!!!
equestria has a an explosives expert, and it's an over active little filly..... this well end well
Would love to see more of this.
Big Mac:
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Appledoom! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Applebloom_lolface.png
Wee, I guess we all know what comes next. topnews.in/files/Pakistan-atomic-bomb..jpg
“Well sis, we thought we’d try our hand and bucking the trees,” she would not look her sister in the eye as she spoke.
Cutie Mark Crusaders Demolition, with explosions as especial talent. :"Look goods to me"
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Corrected and thanks. Lots of brain cramps last night.
LOL! Great Story!
I truly am afraid for all of Equestria. Applebloom: "Run. Run now."
Applebloom is gonna blow up Equestria.. i have a felling that she is..... Sure is funny though!
Lol instead of the normal "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, its NNOOOPPPPEEEEEE!
LOVE IT!
I for one welcome our new demolitions-engineer alicorn overlord.
Wait, you say she's not ascended yet? She can't cause magical explosions, use lightning as a detonator, store volatile and highly explosive Liquid Rainbow, or do any of the other tricks that pegasus and unicorn abilities would enable? Not even a personal shield?
Yeah, you might need to fix that, Mr. Author. For her safety.
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh heh. Appleboom.
http://ask-appleboom.tumblr.com/
Damn, this should have been a full story instead of just a one-shot. I feel teased.
why am i not surprised
That.
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Glorious.
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This was a really fun read, and elicited several laughs! However, aside from a few minor errors, there was one phrase that stood out to me in particular:
"Perchance" is a synonym for "maybe". I'm not sure what word you meant to use, but "perchance" doesn't fit here. Otherwise, great story!