A troll's on the internet, annoying the Brony community. After a successful night of irritating everyone, he falls asleep only to awake in Pony Court! He's found guilty and his sentence is Punishment P! Apparently it's something rather horrendous from Twilight's reaction... It shouldn't be much of a problem for Mike Holstein though, right?
In the words of Pinkie Pie, "Let's get this party started!"
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Dear Celestia... Pinkie is ownage, but I don't think I would be able to put up with her for the rest of my life with absolutely no cessation. I would probably go crazy.
Dear Luna...
This cannot end well.
The question is how many DAYS until he hoes mental
I mean seriously, I once made a bet about who could find the worst rambling. I used a 2h long video of constant pinkie pie rambling to ace the damn thing
I would like to think that this is the same reaction someone would have to being handcuffed to ME.
...My God... I love this...
Haha! JUSTICE IS SERVED!
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I simply must have the link to that video!
At least he's not physically handcuffed. That would be rather awkward.
And Pinkie is the perfect punisher, considering how she has no regard for physics or logic.
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I have to dissapint you there.
It was a personal video saved on my old PC. Let's just say that my old PC is currenlty pretty dead
Tou could however try this one: pinkie annoys the hell out of you
EDIT: this one works wonders too: pinkie annoys you to death
Was this easily written? If so, I'd love to see a continuation of how this troll would bare a pinkie pie. I know I'd troll as hard as Xerces could if that was my "punishment." Also, trolls love to see the world crash and burn. I love to see trolls crash and burn. Of course, though, I'd also be more than happy to witness a troll's beliefs completely invert on himself to where he honestly feels as one with what he trolled. Kudos would be a good description for what this deserves.
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Lol i did consider physical handcuffs, but the idea was shot down after i wondered what it would be like to have Pinkie Pie in the bathroom with him...
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Probably will continue it with a few more chapters... If it had more views, i would IMMEDIATELY be going for it
But anyways, twaz a fun idea i randomly came up with~ I should have another chapter eventually 
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Lol you will have to wait... FOR CHAPTER 2!
1505011 Thinking it over (and factoring in Pinkie's disregard for physics and logic), it wouldn't matter if the handcuffs were real or not. Pinkie could just Pinkie her way out of them.
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Dis gon be good
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it was not repetitive it was doing different saying and different times even though it was the same thing 
The first one i only lasted for 30 sec.
the 2nd one was easy
1504569 A good eldritch abomination is still an eldritch abomination
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I wouldn't go so far as an eldritch abomination. More like a means of making one's ears bleed excessively.
1507205 Think about it:
But I don't think my ears would bleed... my entire head would after I ripped off all the hair in it, from cranium to chin!
> Follows a logic of its own;
> Unable to be comprehended;
> Breaks the laws of physics on a whim;
> Prolonged contact causes loss of sanity.
That's why I say she is eldritch
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Good point. I concede to you, Jack. Here, have a Trollestia!
1507241 For me?!
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1507319 Dear Faust. The d'aww... It's OVER 9000!!!!!!
1507325 Diabeetus-inducing trolling successful!
)
(I melted at this picture too the first time
Uh...
I have nothing against Pinkie Pie...
But Good Lord man, death might be better, or at least some jail time, wow. I mean handcuffed to her forever... or at least until he dies.
at first i was all like
and then i was like
and at the end i was like 
WAT DA FAK.
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Bit of a strawman...but hilarious.
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What in the holy name of fuck did I just watch?
Geez, I don't really care how bad that troll was, no one deserves Punishment P. Also, considering how popular Pinkie is, how many bronies would try to get that sentence?
Mother of Celestia...
This is how I feel about this guy now.
Well, let the slow spiral of insanity start...
Or maybe not so slow. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1504603 Really? Days? I'd give him a few hours, at best.
Excellent!
a bit short though... 
1539432
Eh, sorry... but my chapters are usually about 2k-4k in length. Longer chapters lose me a lot quicker when I try to write them.
Soooooo sorry~
Strangle that pink bitch
Trippy! Now I wonder what is in those rules...
Its a really funny idea. Thinking about it too deeply made me wonder though. How does Pinkie feel about knowing that being around her is considered a punishment? One would think she would take that pretty hard.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_ooh.png
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YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!
I must eliminate you discreetly...
Don't care if its short, still damn entertaining.
"You get Punishment P."
...
Sh*t.... Can I get a death sentence, please?
I wonder what the rest of the rules are
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Because its not really punishment... it's rehabilitation! Pinkie knows that his bad side is what hates her, so all she needs to do is drive his bad side insane, and hey presto, his sane, reasonable, Pinkie-Pie-befriending, pony-loving side emerges.
Yes. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
Clearly Equestria has no laws against cruel and unusual punishment
Other rules for the punishment?
That's what Bender said :P
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That punishment does not apply towards me.
Cause I'm an Alicon i does whats eva i want.
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Don't worry about them being long or short
I prefer quality over quantity
I started to feel bad for the guy when he went/dragged down the stairs
It was an awesome chapter
keep up the good work
love it.
keep up the good work!