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I am never serious.

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Always a good day when you upload!:rainbowwild:

This is mind-bogglingly stupid, and I mean that in the best way possible. I am morbidly curious to see where you take it from here.

Okay this will be fun, I'll keep an eye out for updates.

Big chest rule, all the way! Flat chest suck, they are men in disguise!

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Silence, you uncultured heathen.

According to Hollywood, the very fate of the world may depend on how far I can throw my waifu. As such, aerodynamics is an important part of choosing a mate.

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Seconded. The levels of stupid are off the charts! Can't imagine where this will go next, but I'm curious to find out...

You are alive! It is always a pleasure to read your stories

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Please.

As if this was the first time I've ever been threatened with something as insignificant and unimpressive as my own death.

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I've basically been floundering for a while now jumping from idea to idea. I've discovered that even if I'm not taking anyone's commissions, I still have a harsh time limit for writing these stories before I lose interest in them.

Plebians, the lot of ye.
Caught in the false dichotomy of size, you all fail to grasp the absolute truth of the matter -

All sizes inandofthemselves are good, for shape is more important than size.

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That was an Achmed joke. You Don have to take it seriously.

“Perfect! Then it’s decided,” Lavender beamed, hopping up onto the podium to proudly announce, “the Flat Earth Society will hereby turn all men in the world gay!”

This is this is the best secret war ever. This is the show that should have been on Disney streamer. But I guess the lesson of the day is people are dumb.

P.s
Is this the same universe of Idiocracy for those who know what it is?
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I guess we ass man are not in this equation

They didn't even consider 'The Itty Bitty Titty Committee'? Tsk.
Fun story, it's nice to see you writing again! :heart:

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I was referring to breasts.
Saggy breasts make a man cry. Perky breasts of any size are virtuous and good.

Simple as.

I swear I couldn't stop laughing even once throughout this entire chapter:rainbowlaugh:

Anything more than a handful is too big. 😉

“I’m surrounded by idiots…” Cloudy said, dead inside.

derpicdn.net/img/2019/8/5/2109451/full.jpg it certainly seems so.

“Oh, and what sign are you, Cloudy?” Lavender shot back.

“Uhhhh, I think I’m an Aries.”

“Yeah, I thought so,” Lavender replied with a roll of her eyes. “Typical Aries.”

I may have been there.

They’ll need funds and supplies for this, but don’t you dare call that a “war chest.” Calling it now - Cloudy Kicks is a spy who’s been wearing a binder the whole time, and that’s the real reason she isn’t worried about Thunderlane. Isn’t it odd that Rainbow’s right hand woman is a background character when she has Scootaloo and several other secondary characters that’re more trustworthy?

Amethyst gasped, taking a moment to breathe in and out steadily as she collected herself. “Okay…. First of all,” she panted, “*Here’s the sitch*? Jesus, what year is it? And secondly, like, do you even know what waterboarding is, Rainbow? Because all I’m seeing is that you brought one of those kickboards some kid might take into the pool.”

Hey, Kim Possible still holds up!

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X-Files theme starts playing

Also, she's actually Lavender Lace's doppelganger:
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On a side note, I wonder where Trixie and Fuchsia Blush place on the boob spectrum...

Funny, though the description is misleading.

Since the dawn of mankind there has existed a secretive war waged between two vehemently opposed factions.

Yet it seems that the war hasn't been happening, and Rainbow is the first one to actually see it... Unless, of course, the Flat Earth society really is a secret club for flat-chested girls that's been around in some form for thousands of years.

Large Please.

Sweetie bell is supream!

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Just take the first letters of each word of the name you suggested and what Scataloo said...

I was thinking we could call ourselves International Breasts and Titty Control,”

The Author is a genius.

And Silver Spoon's zoomer speak is totes mcgotes.
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Ibtc? I don't get it :rainbowhuh:

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Ok, I splain it.
You mentioned "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Which is something we all have heard before.

The initials/acronym are IBTC.

In the story, it's "International Breasts and Titty Control."
Which is also IBTC.

The author got close to using what we all know should have been used, but wanted to avoid the obvious cliché.

So happy to see your work again!

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