In the days proceeding their Canterlot Wedding, Shining Armor and Princess Cadance have been missing from the public scene. The royal couple being otherwise occupied on their romantic honeymoon in a secluded location. No guards, no servants, just the two of them.
The morning after a particular eventful night, Shining Armor's new wife decides to divulge a particular piece of information about herself to him.
Shining Armor is not going to like it...
Cover art by: Johnjoseco
Proofread by: The Great Derpsby
Good to see this style of humor break through the repetition of Mary sues filled melodrama fics
Well that was different. You get a upvote sir!
this made me laugh good job sir![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
Partly because he had hooves.![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
Lovely subversion of the subgenre. Thanks for the laugh.
That was goofy. Which isn't a bad thing.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
I nearly broke out laughing in public reading this. Brilliant. 👍