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AtomicClop


Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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Tomato balls may result in odd-looking foals:
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And yeah, there's worse, but my point stands.
Hope the image works... doing it on mobile is wonky...

~Skeeter The Lurker

As someone who was traumatized by Veggie Tales at a friend's house with strict parents, this is great. :rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

What the actual fuck, really? :rainbowhuh:

It's probably the sleep deprivation, but

"These are naughty words!" Larry shouted.

"Shut the fuck up," Trixie said.

Larry gasped

Made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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Tagged "Mature" and "Sex", so the actual fuck is exactly what's going on. :twilightsmile:

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And noncon.


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Precision F strike

I haven’t read this and this description definitively doesn’t make me want to.

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That's why I write very clear and straightforward descriptions. I want people to know what they're in for.

Great fun! Deserves a much better ratio. :twilightsmile:

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Thanks!

And sometimes it's fun to revel in a ratio, knowing each downvote is a traumatized soul, likely sitting in the coroner and sucking their thumb.
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Opening an AtomicClop story is literally playing Russian roulette with your boner.

You have been warned.

sitting in the coroner

Randall Munroe's hobby: imagining how a correctly-spelled wrong word might instead make sense as-is. :rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2:

(For those playing at home, this is a reference to the "my hobby" XKCD comics)

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If I were to make a guess? The original creators and founders of Big Idea getting fucked over by said studio.

You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell, and I look forward to seeing you there.

This. This is the essence of a Sock No. You glorious bastard, is this so, so wrong I can't even. :rainbowlaugh:

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I'll bring some chairs we can shoot the shit on.

I normally don’t like these kinds of stories, but AtomicClop, you get my favorite. Veggie tales/MLP crossover porn is just too horrific of an idea for me to not love it.

Somehow, Bob delivering the line, "My sex ed class was 'Don't, you'll go to Hell.'" was the funniest part for me.

I am disappointed Trixie didn't ejaculate tomato sauce.

11437606 Same, that line was brilliant.

I think we can finally confirm that, yes, science has gone too far.:rainbowderp:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF LENIN'S FROZEN BALLS DID I JUST READ.

Also, NON-CONSENSUAL MATERIAL DETECTED, LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.

Not being familiar with Veggie Tales, my mind conflated it with the Seth Rogen film Sausage Party. I’m not sure what this says about anything, but there it is.

Jesus this title kills the libido. 💀

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Then it's a good thing I didn't tag it as porn.

11458090 Congratulations on playing Russian Roulette with your boner. Unfortunately, Sock loaded every chamber with suffering.

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