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Clopficsinthecomments


I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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Whelp, there goes my afternoon! :)

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Lol, glad I can affect productivity in such a way!

10735476
I didn't know you read Clopficsinthecomments! Cool.

I can't find that cover art anywhere in ambris's works on Derpi.

10735558
That's because it's by n0nnny.

10735558
It's my bad, there was a last second cover art swap. Fixing it now.

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I read both of you weirdos! How d'ya think I got the gumption to attempt a clopfic of my own? ;)

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I didn't know you read me too. Considering your level of skill, that's high praise indeed. :ajsmug:

What is your favorite of mine? I don't see any of my stories in your favorites bookshelf.

Lovely karma for Quantum. I approve.

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Easily Movie Night. I really enjoy the more down-to-earth feeling of it. It's easy to latch onto, follow and finish without much distraction at all. Love stories with an element of realism!

I'm genuinely bad at using this platform though. I've never really used a bookshelf, and I tend to rely a lot on catching authors on the Featured page. Makes it a little hit and miss, but it does lead to me finding two or three new stories by surprise!

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So you like my work, I just didn't know because you don't interact with site functions. I think that's more often true than I admit. For whatever reason, a lot of people just don't like clicking follow, upvote and favorite. (shrugs)

Glad you enjoyed Movie Night. I sure didn't enjoy writing it which is why I sadly canceled it. A lot of people adored Movie Night and it netted me a lot of followers and praise. I just never liked that story at all. :pinkiesad2:

Fertile Ground was my favorite for ages until I wrote Dibs on My Sister. I will likely never write anything as good as Dibs for as long as I live.

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Oh? You've certainly changed your tuna.

You know what they say, carp-e diem.

I'll leave the rest of the fish puns for shake.

This fic kinda annoyed me. Was specifically in the first one for the human/lyra/bon-bon aspect only for it to be pointless and shafted off as a joke in a sequel that had nothing to do with the original premise and was just an excuse to do a lesbian mindbreaker fic and for some reason jerk off Dr.Horse. To each their own but I feel very misled.

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Yeah you right.

You're a splish pornado.


Anyway great stuff so far, and great to see a writer of your talents drawing some inspiration from those olden-but-golden lyrabon animations! I'll be comin' back for that second half when I got a bit more time to soak in it it in. :raritywink:

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It's not my fault you floundered the spelling on your first attempt, you scamp! Stop being a wahoo and skate back up to the description page and fix it and mind you follow through or I will spot it! :ajsmug:

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You know, you guys are being very crabby and are carping on everything. You should really clam up. :raritywink:

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Sensei, he already used carp! But the effort was appreciated.

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Sorry that you felt that way.

Honestly, from the very beginning, Anon was a macguffin. If I had written this story in 2021 (instead of 2017), I probably wouldn't have tried to pull out all into one canon.

At the time I find it amusing to have a thread connecting all my stories into one verse.

Anon was never the main focus, the dungeon sex was.

I have plenty of other Anon sex if you're so interested though, and his story will definitely continue.

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Oh believe me, I upvote! That's usually how I keep track of what I've read, but yeah, I'm pretty much a dunce with the site features. I should get better at that. :facehoof:

PIC GOES HERE

"Pic, you need to go"
"What, Why?"
"What does it say, Pic?"
"Oh"

Thestralslovakia

Okay i like

That treatment plan seems extremely unprofessional

This needs a sequel if only so Blackheart gets some punishment too. I honestly find her the worst of them due to her hypocrisy.

"Oh, I'm just brewing up a curse potion so evil it makes Sombra look like a bunny stampede, but it's for science! Oh, I'm just refining said curse potion into a super addictive ingredient for criminals to put into their drugs, but it's ok because I have moral objections, never mind that I'm doing it anyway!"

Seriously, if any of them deserved getting a full dose of the original formula and being forced into a horrible fate it's her.

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True, she doesn't really have a leg to stand on. I'll have to think up some beautiful karmic justice for her.

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Really? Not too brutal? Honestly it's a fate worse than death.

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All AJA. You should ask him about it's history.

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It's just like a dr. House, i mean dr. Horse to think up a radical and untested treatment like that, and then have it work.

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No worse than what he did to Stalwart, or what his plans would have done to hundreds more.

Well, time to add to my list of fetishes I suppose

Wait... why is lyras snout(?) scrunched up?

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Ah. Well. Something is making it scrunch. Go look up the pic on derpibooru if you want to see it. It's by n0nny

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No thanks. Dont need that on my history.

Ah, so this is how it begins. I look forward to Twilight walking in on her mom taking a load of anons cum balls deep.

This was good, real good...

...still don’t like mind control tough. It’s just a huge turn off for me. I still just can’t get the appeal. I don’t know if it’s like this for anyone else but it just taints all the sex later. It also doesn’t help that this had fuck the gay away and while I’m not against it in porn as a fetish, in fact I really like one that just so happens to involve Lyra too but I think it’s deleted from fimfiction, it ends up being a whole can of worms for me. Which I find funny because if the mind control potion wasn’t in this story I would have found it to be much more hot. It need the non-con tag but that’s a bonus in my book. Feels like some could call that a double standard that I have, criticizing one fetish in favor of something really bad like rape. That’s me though. This is some of the best porn in a good while just too much of it is hard to get around.

I’m sure for others this is exactly what they wanted, just not my cup of tea.

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