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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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All characters are 18+ and totally legal

Fun fact: as of Season 8, Celestia is officially 1111 plus however old she was when she got her cutie mark (so in all likelihood not plus very much). I have multiple jokes lined up regarding a party where AZ is also invited (canonically 3000+, and the version the story was using took its Pokemon elements from a future that could tack on another 3000).

Her closest guess was that it may have had something to with growing up next to the abandoned chemical treatment plant-turned nuclear waste storage facility where people theorized the government had an extraterrestrial research laboratory, but that was crazy talk.

Something about this line greatly amuses me.

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I assure you, whatever amusement you have doesn't come close to the enjoyment I had writing that! :trollestia:

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Apparently she doesn't even know about the Indian burial ground it was built on.

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Now I'm kicking myself for not including that
You cheeky git

If only it was that look of Celestia in the cover art having bathroom shenanigans, but I'll fap either way.

“If they are somehow able to fellate even a third of what I have, I’ll consider not looking too deeply into it,”

Because you'll be to deep into them.

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Don’t worry! You can include it in the sequel!

a respectable C cup bust,

Cover picture: Gigantic badonkers

:unsuresweetie:

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Creative license may have been used when finding a cover pic. :fluttershbad:

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Thanks, Fam!

Strangely I was expecting a horse

Me halfway through the story: Wait- is this a futa story?! Eh, I’ve read worse. Cock is cock.

that sense of dismay I had when i realized no under the desk scene. 10/10 good read

Celestia had never gotten any legitimate explanation as to why she had a dick, but she knew her sister Luna was similarly equipped - albeit slightly less endowed. They’d been raised normally, had an ordinary childhood, acquired degrees at university, and even had a number of attempted romantic affairs with potential lovers; all throughout, nobody had offered an answer for why either of them were literally hung like horses. Her closest guess was that it may have had something to with growing up next to the abandoned chemical treatment plant-turned nuclear waste storage facility where people theorized the government had an extraterrestrial research laboratory, but that was crazy talk.

:rainbowlaugh:

Hea, any chance we'll see a follow up chapter with the sisters double dicking this good booty?

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Mayhaps, but I'm not sure when it'd happen

When I'm not working on comms, trades, collabs, or promo stuff, I just kinda write whatever depravity comes to mind

Dangit not again

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