Let me be the first to say faved and upvoted.

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One week later...

"Ms. Dash?"

"Yes?"

"You got my children to fuck. Prepare to die."

"Wait... why do you have an anchor?"

Because some ponies just want to watch the world burn.

What does that have to do with the story?

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Also, Dash is surely causing chaos from all this.

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"I said 'prepare to die', what part of that was unclear?!"

A lot of ponies are going to be mad at Rainbow when Barley ends up pregnant, but the twins are going to be especially furious when that pregnancy keeps her out of The Wonderbolts.

I love the idea of the girls comparing their brothers' dick sizes. Also you gotta know with a name like pickle barrel, that is is gonna have a fat one when he gets older.

Barley should enjoy getting stuffed by him on the regular.

I can has a sequel? Pretty please with a three-layer German Chocolate cake on top?

........, .........................., ......wut?

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"Pickle Barrel cum quarts!"

Sadly, ponies rarely get that joke.

She swallow more and more of his length.

Swallowed

Feels a lot better that your hoof or wings

That -> than

Well first you push your dick it,

Well should have a comma after it, and it -> in

Great work otherwise. 9/10

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Fixed. Thank you.

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Sadly.

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Reference to this

"Hey! Brothers and sisters have sex all the time!" Dash said, genuinely believing it despite being told to the contrary by her liar friends.

...Rainbow's dead, isn't she? When their parents, and her friends, find out.

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"The only way to make it stop is for you to spill the beans!"
*Applejack knocks over a barrel of beans*
"...Seriously, AJ?"

in the next story, he gets his sister pregnant.

Sequel: Rainbow Dash goes to prison.

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I'd read it, I wonder what Equestria all mare prisons are like.

Definitely one of the most fun and sexy fics I've read on this site in quite some time.

The humor between the Mane 6 was excellent. Just OOC enough to make it hilarious, without really losing the feeling that these are the characters from the show. Just perhaps the character during behind the scenes moments that don't make it to the cut that airs on TV.

The sex between the twins and Dash was great, including a smattering of my favorite kinks. And I loved having pervert Dash there as a reader-insert character. I almost expected her to hold the twins by their necks and command "Now kiss!"

I would really encourage more chapters if you felt so inclined, as Dash takes her new calling as incest-matchmaker and uses whatever tricks she can to get other family pairs to hook up (while she watches and clops nearby).

So in this fic, Dash is not only an encourager of incest and foalcon, but she's also a slut.

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"The Big Bird Cage" only with pegasi instead of Pam Grier and Sid Haig.

Who needs eFukt when we've got all the funny porn on FiMFiction?

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Hopefully the Cakes can keep Pumpkin and Pound away from Rainbow or else!

Fine! If you really want to twist my arm about it, I guess I'll have to write a damn sequel.

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Brain Drano. For when you absolutely, positively must forget the last 8 years.

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I don't think she's smart enough to actually put that much thought into caring.

And that was one the episodes that turned me off to the series. The Flim Flam brothers won that thing, and why the hell didn't the Apples work with them.
Also...

Meanwhile In Canterlot....

"Really?"

"Yes sister. No law here has been broken."

"... TIME IS OF THE FUCKING ESSENCE LUNA, MAKE THIS ILLEGAL GOGOGGOGOGO!"

"I AM GO!"
......

One Parlaiment meeting later

"Well fuck, there goes our weekend."

Well.... That happend

"Hehe, yeah it does that sometimes," Dash said. "That just means that a mare is in the mood for sex. Why don't you give it a lick like I showed you?"

... Look at my horse. My horse is amazing... Give it a lick...

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Schoolwork!? Heresy! As a pony, Twilight is at least 21 and I refuse to hear otherwise. I am editing this line in my head to say "day planner".

I meant as the administration for the School of Friendship.

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I tend to forget everything to do with season 8 and especially the School of Friendship. I acknowledge my error.

The way you had the Mane Six arrive at the town is somehow less contrived and stupid than the actual episode. Props.

"Wait," Rainbow Dash said. "Wait... wait! She's your sister? And he's your brother? You're siblings!?" Her wings sprang open.

Oh, dear.

"This way, Pickle," Dash said, waving him to follow them.

"Into the fillies' room?" he asked. "Isn't that against the rules?"

"Nope. Oh, sure, the Wonderbolts have lots of rules. But never forget rule number one."

"What's that?"

"I rule!" Dash said.

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You shower as a team!"

This is a minor nitpick but it should say 'we'.

Pickle couldn't believe his luck or his eyes. He shuffled closer and reached out with his hoof, just barely touching her blue outer lips. He moved it aside slightly, revealing her wet, pink interior.

She has the same vag as Phoebe. Hawt!

general butt-hole region of a pony

General Kenobi, you are a bold one!

She didn't exactly taste like Dash. She was a bit more tart, but also a little less bitter or watery.

Nice continuity between this story and The Grand Part. You did mention the older and more sexually experienced a mare was, the more watery and bitter her cum is.

"Why don't you come take a seat over here

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It was actually quite easy for her, since he was still colt and she had taken bigger dicks before.

Missing 'a' between 'still' and 'colt'.

"Hey! Brothers and sisters have sex all the time!" Dash said, genuinely believing it despite being told to the contrary by her liar friends.

It's all true, even the parts that are false.

Dash said like it was the most obvious thing in thew world.

Typo.

"Why not? I thought you said all siblings do it," Pickle said.

"Because sex is fun!" Dash said. "Especially with your sibling! And you know how much parents hate it when you guys have fun, right?"

"Oh, they so do!" Barley said.

You are so going to Hell, Dash.

"Wait! don't we need a condom? I remember that being an important thing," Pickle said.

You get the fuck out of here with that shit, PIckle.

"That's not-" Dash couldn't even get the words out between fits of laughter. "That's not- how you have- sex!" Dash clutched her sides. Her ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Pickle didn't understand what was so damn funny. "You don't pee inside her! You're supposed to cum!"

There should be laws against peeing inside your sister's pussy, I swear to god.

"Come on guys, both of you walk together. Teamwork, remember?" Dash coached. Barley shuffled carefully, taking small steps over to Dash while Pickle held onto her waist and followed in step, keeping himself inside her.

HIlarious visual!

She felt her hoof bump into Dash's cervix

Man, that is one tiny leg!

"That's why you need to do this as often as possible," Dash said. "And only with each other! And you need to make sure that you always cum inside your sister, because that's where a brother's cum belongs. Okay Pickle?"

This tome can't contain all this truth. You're missing a comma between 'okay' and 'Pickle'.

Barley moved her hoof down to her pussy to try to keep her brother's precious cum from leaking out of where it belonged. Dash rummaged through a few of the lockers to find something suitable. She came back with a small, rubber racket-ball. She rubbed it against her pussy and then moved Barley's hoof out of the way and pushed it inside her, plugging the leak.

Using advanced G5 tactics to get her pregnant. Quite innovative, our little Dashie!

"Now this is something I'm proud to be a guest of honor for!" Dash said.

They even got a cutie mark out of it. Good way to finish off the story. Not much else to add to my previous comment. This is just a really nice story with some good laughs.

Been a hot minute since I read anything on here, but damn, this was pretty good stuff my guy.

Nicely written! Hahaha.

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Edits made. Thanks!

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Anytime!

That was really fun to read out loud :).

Audiobook coming soon!

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Audiobook coming soon!

Actually, now.

🎆

"Let me try," Rainbow Dash said. She tried to solve everything by flying really fast. When rainbows and/or dashing didn't work, she was out of ideas. "Yeah, that's all I've got."

Typical bird brain.
Not that we expected (or wanted) anything else.

"Wait," Rainbow Dash said. "Wait... wait! She's your sister? And he's your brother? You're siblings!?" Her wings sprang open.

*remembering the discussion of the previous chapter*
Don't even think about it!

"Okay, don't get too carried away," Dash said, "or else he'll finish in your mouth!" She looked at Pickle. "You should never finish in a mare's mouth unless she wants you to. Especially your sister!"

Weird. This is literally the opposite of what I expected Dash to say.
I thought she would be more likely to encourage it.

"Oh yeah," Dash explained. "When it's in a stallion's balls it slows them down and makes them cranky and clumsy. But when you put it into a mare, it gives them energy and focus!"

So that's why Rainbow has always so much energy...

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Don't worry, We'll survive.
And you'll survive, too.
Maybe.

"That's not-" Dash couldn't even get the words out between fits of laughter. "That's not- how you have- sex!" Dash clutched her sides. Her ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Pickle didn't understand what was so damn funny. "You don't pee inside her! You're supposed to cum!"

*actually wheezing*
I guess these kids haven't had "the Talk" yet. They know about sex, but not all.

Let this reach the box!

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It did.
Like... 3 years ago.

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Is that reason to not try again?

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C'mon friend, it's Shakes! He always reaches the box when he puts something new out.

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Bish dis shit from 3 foog3n years ago.

Wow incest is their special talent I'm done lol!!!

There should be a spinoff with barley and pickle