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DmitriTheWriter


Come in, and experience a world of bewilderment!

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This story is a spiritual successor to Twilight Sparkle Fools Around With A Lightsaber


One day, Twilight Sparkle is going about her day when she finds an odd Pokemon at her door that looks like a set of keys. After finding out what exactly this Pokemon is, she finds out that it's completely immune to any dragon's attacks. Madness ensues.

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I have not read this yet but i am laughing :rainbowlaugh: i will read tomorrow since its 12am here

Whenever keys are involved I can't help but think of Ghostbusters. Flippin Key Masters i tell you.

There is no Fluttershy, only Zuul!

you should do 1 when they fight the Pokemon

Lovely short.

*reads first paragraph*
Well, isn't that a coincidence?

Rainbow Dash mounted her bike when suddenly she heard a voice in her head. Rainbow Dash! Now is not the time to use that!
"Princess Celestia?" Rainbow asked.
Yes, that's right, I'm talking to you. You can't ride your bike indoors, Celestia said.
"Watch me!" Rainbow Dash pedaled out of her house and off the edge of Cloudsdale, with the new-and-improved Tank following close behind.

Legend says if you try to ride a bike indoors you will destroy the universe.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it!

I haven't played the games in a long while, but the numerous references to the game mechanics had me chortling.

Spike asked, pointing to a machine that looks like what you'd get if you glued a flat-screen TV to a dialysis machine that Twilight brought up from somewhere in her palace.

That description is too perfect for the various magical contraptions in the ponyverse. I laughed out loud at it.

Was that Pokedex entry accurate for Klefki? I haven't kept on some of the new Pokemon types, but that seems like they are becoming... a bit threadbare for new Pokemon designs.

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I'm glad you enjoyed it. That Pokedex entry for Klefki was actually quoted verbatim from Pokemon X/Omega Ruby. That's real.

Why isn't this tagged as Pokémon?

"Isn't it true that, under draconic law, any creature that kills the Dragon Lord immediately afterward becomes the new Dragon Lord?"

Only in Pyrriha.

Also, shouldn't Tank be a Turtwig?

I would absolutely love to see ponies vs. Pokémon.

(Meanwhile, Celestia and Arceus share a lovely cup of tea.
"I can't help but notice that you don't have a mouth."
"I can have one if I want one.")

Ah, immune to dragon-type attacks. But how many Equestrian dragons will know non-dragon-type attacks, I wonder?

"Do not be alarmed, my little Dashie," Discord said. "Tank is still mostly the same as he was before. However, now he's not just a turtle, but a Squirtle." Rainbow simply gave Discord a blank stare.

Yes, everypony thinks Tank is a turtle. That's probably in character and probably intentional.

Twilight's Klefki lay defeated and completely unconscious, as did Tank, who was now back to his original form as a more-or-less regular tortoise.

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