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Behold, the man of infinite bad ideas!


After a long morning of research, Twilight opens her door and finds an oddly designed partially hollow cylinder on her welcome mat. Hmm, that's odd. What is this? What does it mean? And more importantly, how much fun can we have with it?

Edited by Silence_EXE

Art is definitely not mine; see image source.

Chapters (2)
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To use the quote: "It's a trap!"

Okay, this fight scene was funny, what with the comedic tangents (as Autumn Blaze would say). :pinkiehappy:

P.S. You have cool cover art.

Hmm, wonder what Luna wants.

I'm going to just leave this here....

Okay this is the 3rd fic to really make me laugh mind you I haven't read many fics BUT this was hilarious!

Why do I want a retelling of the first two episodes of MLP:FiM with lightsabers now?

the fight scene was great , the lines were funny good job

A strange, decorated cylinder adorned with more lights and buttons than Twilight thought was The weird

I believe you accidentally a word (and a period). "...thought was possible." perhaps?

Whoops! Don't know how I didn't catch that. Thanks, it's fixed now.

Wow, sorry for missing that. Oof. I need to pay more attention next time. :twilightblush:

Damn i look at that picture and it worries me to the core. Those wings would not support efficient and safe lightsaber fights. They seem to me as major liability and also constricting your own motion patterns.

A fine addition to add to my collection.

No but seriously, this was super cute. I enjoyed it!

"I don't want to call it a force blade, that'd just be unoriginal. I guess I'll call it a, erm...light...saber. Yeah, lightsaber!"

Seems legit.

Fitting Music:

"Well wasn't this fun for all parties involved?" Celestia asked rhetorically.
"I'll say!" Twilight agreed. "Let's do it again sometime!"

Sounds like a good idea to me.
Maybe Cadance get's corrupted by Sombra's horn and renames herself to Mi Amore Ren or something like that.


See 1:28 for the real villain.

Okay, that fake trailer had no business being as awesome as it was. XD

"Pony-Wan Kenobi?! This cannot be! You were dead!" Luna said.


Why do I want a retelling of the first two episodes of MLP:FiM with lightsabers now?

Because you’re a sophont of taste and distinction?

"No, I am your father," Luna said.

Twilight's facial expression changed from false distress to genuine confusion. "That's...not true. That's impossible."

"Search your feelings, you know it to be true," Luna insisted.

"No, I mean that's literally impossible. You're a female, you can't be my father. That's not how biology works," Twilight explained.


Delightful bit of royal silliness. Thank you for it.

You're welcome. I certainly had a lot of fun writing it. :twilightsmile:

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