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NorsePony


I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

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Rainbow Dash gets killed by some jerk in a storm cloud. It's not the best way to start an evening, and things only get more annoying from there. Turns out, that jerk and his pack of hunters want Dash as their prey. It's kind of a bummer. But she's got other ideas, and anyway, what's the worst they can do to her?

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does this have anything to do with the Witcher ?

6037629 Not in the least. No crossover tag, y'know? : D The Witcher III is referencing the same very old myth as I am in this story.

THIS IS FUNNY STUFF YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL READ IT SERIOUSLY

This is fantastic. Thanks for giving me a few legit laughs today.

6040116 I'm glad you liked it, thanks for saying so. : )

Ah comedy done well is a rare thing indeed

6041483 Aw, thanks. : ) I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Norse, you magnificent bastard, this was a great read! Thanks, I needed a few laughs!

:rainbowhuh: ...
:rainbowderp: ...
:rainbowlaugh: !

Like and fave earned. Because reasons.

6037643 I CONCUR MOST EXUBERANTLY.

Seriously, kudos Norse. The juxtaposition of the ancient Hunt of legend and Rainbow's total irreverent unwillingness to take them at all seriously... It just works.

6355278 Glad you liked it. : D

THIS WAS SILLY

I love it

I hope you enjoyed it, because it was a lot of fun to write. : )

It shows. This is beautiful and I adore Jenkins. I wonder how the bolts will handle the cloud at their next event.

this spot did seem suitable for the plan she had mentally dubbed Operation Make Things Worse And Then Fix It.

This is, conveniently enough, the name of all of Rainbow Dash's plans. :trollestia:

This story was one of the most ridiculous, retarded, pointless stories I've ever read...

And I loved every moment of it :rainbowlaugh:

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Where are you folks coming from? Clearly, something happened that has made people take notice of this story out of the blue, but I have no idea what it was.

7203047 Ah-ha, mystery solved! Thanks. : D

7205754 Yeah, they make for good advertisement.

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