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The spontaneous musical performance? That's ponies for ya.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Ooh... a surprise. What could this be?
And the shitstorm approaches.
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Getting Soren laid with Bon Bon
Bahaha, I remember that song. It so fits his situation.
SO:
Bets on what Soren wrote down?
Because I'll bet 100 bits that this fanfic is what he wrote down.
This is all I could hear until that Monty Python bit chased it out of my head:
Never mind the fourth wall; the song broke my brain.![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
I literally couldn't stop smiling during that musical bit. I love you, man.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
um.....kay this is nice so far. Soren going to spa, nothing awkward is going o-
mind = blown.
*finishes the mud bath scene reading*
Okay...but at least pinkie isn't exactly here ye-
*musical number scene read*
I came across 2 things I could link to Monty Python. Aside from The Bright Side of Life, there's also the comfy chairs.
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EDIT: The title of the chapter refers to The Life of Brian, doesn't it?
1565494 You mean the one known as life?
*Applause*
That Was Wonderful Sir!
Just brilliant.![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Pinkie Party... At Bon Bon's....
This can only end up so well...
WAIT.
WAIT JUST A COTTON-SPANKIN' MINUTE.
So we know by now that Soren's mind is partially melded with Lyra's.
But... what if that means the Garden of Eden story isn't real? What if it's just Earth culture mixed with the Birth of the Alicorns story? For all we know, the Adam and Eve story never existed on this story's Earth. But that brings up a question: is Earth culture even real? Or is it just Equestrian culture mixed with Soren's memories? Was Soren ever a human? Do his parents really exist, or is this all just an elaborate made-up schizophrenic memory lapse?
DOES SOREN EVEN EXIST? IS IT ALL A DREAM??
HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING IS REEEEALLLLLLLLL
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I'm... I'm done thinking.
I'm just going to go... away. For a moment. I'm afraid I've melted my brain or something.
Great chapter.
I was singing along, giggling like a school filly and looking like a spastic gorilla flapping it's sezurific hands at teh prospect of a Mony Python: Life of Brian x Pinkie Pie musical crossover number!![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
I... I like totally love you, man! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Fluttershy_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Rarity_lolface.png
DANG IT!!! I'm NOT a Wonderbolt!!! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png
cant wait for next chapter and im hoping for happy end, with him getting to keep the female human body because i think happy ends are the best and most awsome. also i like it when people become girls and are pleased with there pleaseing lack of that pesky Y cell.
manly because im one of those men that wish soooo baddly i could tell that y cell in me to go rightly fuck off., yep, give me tits and a vag any day over this ugly body and self centered dick.
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Ch. 1 starts with Soren as a human; and it's in present tense, indicating it's being narrated in 'real time', instead of being based on his memories.
(Once you put your brain back together, check out The Strange Case of Lyle Hartman![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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You know, there is a simple reason why nudity is considered obscene and it is not based on religious prejudices.
Because we don’t have fur, we have to wear clothing in order to keep warm. It is normal to always wear clothing for that simple reason. And because always wearing clothing is normal, there must be a reason NOT to wear clothing.
And there is only one good reason to be naked in front of another, so naturally we are shy of being seen naked by anyone unless we quite explicitly have that one good reason in mind.
I was not expecting Monthy Python, this was a funny chapter.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Americans have taboo on nudity to their immature and childish approach to sex. An approach created and maintained by self-entitled moral guardians who were more comfortable with violent brutality than the fact that humans can be naked and that they regularly have sex. All americans know that their ratings and whatnot are lenient when it comes to displays of brutality to children, but are extremely uppity about when it comes to seeing an exposed breast or something. They naturally never do anything about it.
But nudity is a sort-of taboo for most cultures because we all grew up and live in societies where people need to wear clothes to do their things. After all, clothes have pockets. Not to mention the obvious protection against the elements. So a person not wearing anything is acting abnormal to that everyday expectation.
But also, it is a thing that can easily develop into a cultural taboo because humans need clothes. We don't have fur and we have been using clothes since prehistory. The only exception where nudity is normal is societies/communities that deliberately embrace it and in societies where wearing much clothing is unneeded thus nudity is a casual thing and there was never a culture force to tell them otherwise.
Religion is not solely to blame. Remember that religion and culture are intermixed. It is more of a cultural demand to cover oneself than a religious one.
Of course, you have to consider that at the very least, it makes plenty of sense for humans to develop a habit, regardless of culture, to cover their genetelia. Not because to hide the signs of sexual arousal, but due to that area being sensitive. Imagine going through a thick forest with branches hitting your limbs and your have nothing protecting that area. Then a branch poking all the way down THERE.
Regardless what gender you are, you can imagine that being unpleasant.
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That's the reason why it's normal to wear clothing all the time (and why Rarity would make a killing if she moved to Earth), not necessarily why nudity is a taboo. It may be a part of the reason for the taboo, but religion does indeed play its own role.
Also, the fact that women have oversized mammary glands and men don't have sheathes probably plays a part, as well.
Great story, haha. (Love the WWE comment up there.)
Though I did find some errors that made me frown.
You mean "bright".
You should fit "on" in there, the "o" looks lonely.
I was totally singing along with this song, but I think the whistle is 8 separate notes.
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Laughed my ass off.
1569398 You're right about the eight notes. Dunno where I got that extra one.
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So we were both sitting down, slowly whistling the notes to ourselves. //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png What dorks! //dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
1566810>>1569098 Did you just make all this up yourself? You've clearly never actually researched the subject.
Women need clothes otherwise their boobs end up like the ones I used to see in the old "National Geographic" magazine: over a foot long and hanging past their belly buttons. And when they ran.. *shudders*.. it was like Mrs. Chokesondick from "South Park".
>>>“Of course not! A lady is never late!” she says, flushing. “Nor is she early! A lady arrives precisely when she intends to!”>>>
Meddle not in the affairs of mares, for they are flighty and prone to irrational emotional outbursts.
Nice LOTR reference (and chapter) you got there
1570198 I try.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
1570233![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
The random references help make this story as good as it is. KEEP EM' COMING!
1570101 my comment has nothing to do with his/hers apples-oranges
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I was mostly thinking from my own thoughts, yes. Why, do you have have a superior source of information?
There were a number of error, but I'm kind of rushed right now, so I'll give you the most glaring one:
Fixitfixitfixit.
1572046 They are these things called 'history books'. You may find they have all sorts of relevant information! There is also 'Wikipedia', which can be used to find relevent information more quickly.
Clothing goes back as far as we have evidence of human cultural history. Even the prehistoric 'Ice-man' was wearing clothes.
The instant human began to organize into a semblance of society, clothing use began as well. The exceptions to this were in some, but not all, of the tropical regions. And yet even there many cultures still made some use of clothing.
>They are these things called 'history books'. You may find they have all sorts of relevant information! There is also 'Wikipedia', which can be used to find relevent information more quickly.
A rather belittling response.
>Clothing goes back as far as we have evidence of human cultural history. Even the prehistoric 'Ice-man' was wearing clothes.
I did not dispute that? In fact, I stated precisely THAT? "We don't have fur and we have been using clothes since prehistory." <- me?
If you are interested in an argument, please restate what you are trying to say. Because I believe we may be arguing past one another if we don't.
1566810I'd have to agree with you. Always wondered what it would be like to be missing that pesky Y chromosome.
1573627 yeah, seriously, it can go fuck its self , my life would be the shit if i had the wonderfull doubble x combo
1573743least until you turned around 14 I believe it is.
Great chapter, I loved the Monty Python bit.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Also, only started reading the fic last weekend, and did so in about one sitting. You got something here!
*brohoof*
One hypothesis I lean twards is that we lost our fur in the first place because we were feeding on seafood more at the time (hence why we can swim pretty well at all (unlike all the other primates, who just sink), on top of being able to control our breathing, can potentially spend minutes underwater without assistance, minor webbing on our fingers and toes, and a fat layer that covers thw whole body), and clothing provided a layer of armor against scratches.
But yeah, then the Abrahamics came around and made it about killing gays and trans and not shaving sideburns or wearing mix-blend cloths except they decided to ignore anything that was incovenient but went out fo their way to keep the things that encouraged them to hate and kill because GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDD is LUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRVEEEEEEEEE.
But I digress:
I think ya missed an oppertunity to point out how a hand and arm is closer to a wing than a hoof, in terms of flexibity and durability. I keep thinking about that in every HiE fic, but nobrony ever addresses it. Like, "Aloe, please be careful with your mighty earthpony strength and not crush my flimsy fingers, for they are not as tough as hooves," or "Lotus, that is a 'heel', and is roughly analogous to a hock, so it bends that way."
Swedish accent is best accent, good Lotus :D
hang in their soren you can make it though this with YOUR memorys.
just try to remember them but righting them down couldent hurt
and remember epsilon, Memory is the key (yes i make a RvB reference to everything
) Theta & ND is best ponys ![:scootangel:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/scootangel.png)
oh right, pinkie, the reality jumper ![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
pinkie thats a human song how did you...
Well that was not really the song I was thinking of.
What I mean is my IPod started playing "Role Model."![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
"Monty Python number no less"
ALLLL THE MONTY PYTHON!!!!
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Actually we lost our fur thanks to parasites.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
DOUBLE X FTW!!!![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
How in the bleeding fires of hell did you even make a connection between the spa ponies and a swedish accent?
*throws arms in air*
We don't sound like that![:raritydespair:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritydespair.png)
Anyways, great stuff, keep it commin!
Since we evolved to literally walk balls first into danger, I'm a fan of the theory that we started wearing clothing to help protect our genitals from the environment because we couldn't simply hide them behind us. Which is why I believe the hiding of breasts for women usually comes into practice once the local society evolves from tribal life (although it might already be present in colder region tribes).