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Dreadnought


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The CMC screw up with disastrous results. Rated teen for language and suggestive themes.
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Blame my chronic insomnia for this story.
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The cover art comes from the The Fault In Our Cutie Marks episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all related content is owned by Hasbro. CYA.

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Not how you want to start your career in helping ponies with their marks, I dare say.:rainbowlaugh:

And Scootaloo for the win!

... Now I gotta wonder what a sexual cutie mark would look like. Also how in the he'll would a filly end up getting something like that? It's kinda fucked up.

how in the he'll would a filly end up getting something like that?

That's part of the joke.

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Dear, I’m sure Scootaloo would love to see your rock collection,” prodded Hyacinth.

Her face lighting up with excitement, Mica eagerly hopped off her chair and turned to the pony sitting next to her, “Follow me. I have a big collection of rocks and minerals in my room. I’ve got: alabaster, basalt, chalk, dacite, epidote, feldspar, gneiss, hornblende....” Mica’s rambling voice trailed off as the two fillies climbed the stairs and walked down the hallway.

*In another part of Equestria, Maud Pie's eyes widen to an abnormally large size*

Maud: .....I have to move to Ponyville.

“Did you notice that it’s actually a red light?” asked Apple Bloom.
Sweetie Belle’s face lit up at the observation. “That’s it!”
“What?” asked Border.
“The red light,” said Sweetie Belle, expecting everypony to know instantly what she meant.
“Could you explain it to us?” asked Hyacinth.
“You daughter is meant to work in a red light district!”

Huh, didn't see that one coming...

“Wow, you sure know a lot of words for prostitute,” noted Apple Bloom.
“Yeah, Twilight gave me a thesaurus for Hearth’s Warming,” responded Sweetie Belle.

To post the obvious thankfully long-dead meme:

“Yeah, she’s even building a working stoplight for Ponyville.”

Well, if her parents would spend more attention to the activities of their daughter the situation would be far less awkward...

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I had actually forgotten the meme. My giving Sweetie a thesaurus was just serendipitous.

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