The CMC screw up with disastrous results. Rated teen for language and suggestive themes.
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Blame my chronic insomnia for this story.
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The cover art comes from the The Fault In Our Cutie Marks episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all related content is owned by Hasbro. CYA.
Not how you want to start your career in helping ponies with their marks, I dare say.
Very funny.
And Scootaloo for the win!
... Now I gotta wonder what a sexual cutie mark would look like. Also how in the he'll would a filly end up getting something like that? It's kinda fucked up.
That's part of the joke.
Dreadnought
*In another part of Equestria, Maud Pie's eyes widen to an abnormally large size*
Maud: .....I have to move to Ponyville.
Huh, didn't see that one coming...
To post the
obviousthankfully long-dead meme:Well, if her parents would spend more attention to the activities of their daughter the situation would be far less awkward...
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I had actually forgotten the meme. My giving Sweetie a thesaurus was just serendipitous.
Dreadnought