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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far pinker and sparklier...
The epic saga of STAR WARS...starring the cast of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
THE REBELLION TRILOGY
Equisode IV: A Pony Hope (Complete)
Equisode V: The Equire Bucks Back (Complete)
Equisode VI: Return of the Cuti? (In Production)
THE GALACTIC CIVIL WAR TRILOGY
Equisodes I-III: Announced
THE UNKNOWN TRILOGY
Equisodes VII-IX: Depends Entirely On Disney
("My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the intellectual property of Hasbro. "Star Wars" is the intellectual property of Lucasfilm Ltd.)
Chapters (2)
"I FIND YOUR LACK OF FACE DISTURBING," Nightmare Moon informed the now very dead commander.
HOLY SHIT THAT MADE MY F*CKING DAY!!!
ROFLOLMAO!!!!
Will you make the whole saga?
This crossover is the. best. possible. THING!
Make the whole saga!!!!
(Uses Jedi Mind trick)
You WILL make the entire saga.
Except the fourth wall breakin' (a joke that is getting real tired in this fandom) this was really, really funny.
Please do the whole saga!
so... who is the emperor? :D
Thanks, everypony!
I do indeed plan to do the whole saga.
As for who the Empress is...well...you'll have to wait and see. But...
It should be obvious.
Rainbow was awesome
i cant wait for next 2,
GAAASSSSPPP!!!
i wonder who yoda is
o yeah i wanted to ask will Equire Bucks back be uploaded soon cuze i want it
NOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
I appreciate the enthusiasm and am very glad you enjoyed the first part of this, but you have to be patient and understand:
1. I have a life beyond just writing FiM fanfics.
2. I have about a million different things vying for my attention.
3. The writing process for something like Mare Wars can take a significant amount of time.
Please be patient, and please don't nag. It'll be done when it's done.
(And as of this moment, Equisode V is...let's call it about 20% complete.)
yea (if you want me to be sorry) im a little sorry about the super enthusiasm i just a little excited (plus my ADHD kicked in) and made myself look a little silly
anyways heres my serious response:
I understand that ther'es more to life than writing fanfics (i do other things as well), i also understand about the million things headed at you, and knowing star wars i know it will take a while to write, I will be waiting patiently for the next episode, and i didnt mean to nag, again my ADHD kicked in and i got little excited.
So while i'll be waiting for episode 5, and apologize for the nagging i didnt mean to cause
Also im usually a very patient person
and lastly i'll be looking forward to episode 5
And just to make sure if you realize, i do know i said i'll be waiting for episode 5 about 3 times, i just wanted you to make sure that i understand
Is it possible there was a Kill Bill reference snuck in there?
1071106 Among others.
Nice crossover here, I'm looking forwards for the next part. It should have more comments and likes.
Thank you Wandered D for referencing this. I about broke a gut laughing.
"If you do get shot, try to get hit directly on Owltoo." <- Best line ever!
This is amazing. Hilarious, epic, and amazing.
Can't wait for the next episode. I have a couple guesses on who empress could be... But I'll just wait and find out.
So many deliciously cringe worthy names...
Another delightfully funny chapter. Worth the wait!
Is the Empress really Fluttershy? I had imagined it could be Cadence, at first.
2996596 You'll have to wait and see, but I made it as obvious as possible that yes, the Empress is Fluttershy.
Glad you enjoyed it! I promise it will NOT be a whole year until Equisode VI. I'm working on it as we speak, and while I make no promises, I will say that I have every intention of slapping the "Complete" tag on Mare Wars well before season 4 starts.
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Well, take all the time you need. And really, this fanfic should get far more favourites and reviews.
2996633 It isn't clop and there aren't any lesbian ponies in it, so of course it's not popular.
But thanks, that means a lot!
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That lesbian mares and clop are so popular on fimfiction saddens me indeed...
2996618 Ok, but you didn't have to remove my comment. I wasn't being sarcastic writing it, I meant it in a joking way.
2997655 Be that as it may, I didn't appreciate it, and it was very rude of you.
Also, I have no idea how the comment got deleted. Wasn't me.
2997666 Well then I'm sorry for joking around.
Must've been downvotes or something. But I did enjoy the chapter, so it was worth the wait.
Are we cool?
2997671 Yeah, we're cool. Just take this as a lesson that on the Internet, things are not always taken the way they're intended.
In a galaxy far away,
From our small world of hay.
It's adventures in space
Cause our hearts to race,
Will evil triumph today??
A welcome is my cause,
And a round of applause!
This fic looks well writ,
And it's nothing near shit!
So thank you for joining Adv - AUs!
2996596 I thought it would be sunset shimmer or trixie and gilds plays bobs fett
I would have preferred zecorra as Yoda
3123868 Sunset Shimmer didn't yet exist when I began plotting out Mare Wars. The majority of the character selections and plot alterations were mapped out before season 3, long before Equestria Girls was a thing. I might find a use for her in the prequels...it remains to be seen.
And Zecora as Yoda would have gotten old fast. Besides, the whole point of casting Pinkie Pie as Yoda is that it's completely insane.
3124987 what about gilda as boba fett
3126298 Trixie is already Fett. I'm not changing it, because that's the way I want it. I'm sorry if you don't approve, but I have my reasons. Please stop asking me to change things in my story.
I don't like explaining my reasons for things to people, but here goes:
1. I hate Gilda. I really, really hate Gilda. I'd prefer to never use her for anything, ever. I WILL have to use her eventually for Mare Wars, but not as Boba Fett. (Also, see #3 below.)
2. You do realize I'm writing the prequels, right? Would you REALLY rather see Gilda as Jango and the clonetroopers when you could have a hundred THOUSAND Trixies?
3. Gilda's playing Darth Maul. End of discussion.
3126422 I knew u weren't gonna change it just thinking of technicality han and boba hats each other so I figured gilda you'd play boba fett cause gilda hates rainbow
3126733 OK, this is veering away from THIS story, but I couldn't let the above pass without challenge.
Unless there is something in the EU which I missed--highly likely--where are you getting the "Boba and Han hate each other" idea? Going strictly by the canon films, that's preposterous. Boba Fett is a professional bounty hunter. Someone pays him money to capture and deliver someone, he does it It's not personal, it's business. Fett's one and only interest in Han Solo was the bounty on his head. There's no evidence Han even KNOWS who Boba Fett is, beyond being a bounty hunter.
3126422 and I hate my kindle cause it keeps pouting in the wrong words for my comments
3126761 huh I always thought that they had a personal grudge against each other cause from every novel & comic and other stuff with them in it every time they clash they always try to out do one another
3126793 Yeah see that's called the EXPANDED UNIVERSE. That's the stuff George Lucas didn't have anything to do with. That's why I said that in the canon of the six films there is no such rivalry.
3126811 oh well knew u werentgonna change it just thought that gilda being fetter would be cool (and for technicality) later
Can u give us a rough guesstimate of when episode 6 will be out?
3411335 No, I can't. That's not how I do things.
Aw, dangit. I was gonna do an MLP Star Wars adaption...
Oh, well. I suppose I could just do my version!
This is absolutely brilliant. If Flutters is the Empress (which would be...interesting, but possible) I can't wait to see how the fight between her and Twilight will go.